A guy walks on to a plane with 6 kids. A flight attendant asks him, "Are those your kids?" He says, "No, I work in a condom factory, these are customer complaints."
-another joke in pretty poor taste- A gathering of well-to-do friends at a party quickly turned into a group of men sitting around with cigars discussing many things. The conversation soon had steered toward World Domination and eventually Adolf Hitler and the Holocaust were brought up. A certain pompous and rather boorish man proclaimed "I don't know I believe those damned sneaky Jews anyway, for all we know they could have made the whole thing up!" Another man took offense to this and said "Sir, I'll have you know my great uncle was killed in a concentration camp!" The pompous man was rather embarrassed and there were a few moments of awkward silence when finally as a show of good will the man said "I'm terribly sorry to hear that sir, I meant no disrespect" The man who took offense replied "Ah for Christsakes, I know you didn't mean no harm... besides, my great uncle should have been more careful walking along that slippery guard tower anyway"
<b>A story about My Dog "Sex".</b> He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one,too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, " You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said," You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honey-moon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said," You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do." I said," Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny--I have the same problem." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said," I hope to have Sex on TV." He said," Now that cable is all over the place it's no big deal anymore." When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, " The Courtroom isn't a confessional. Sticket to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, " Me, too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked," What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday!
Man I just remembered one of my favorite jokes today... Here it is. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and commit my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. "I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front door.I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. "Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.
Boy 1 Did you hear about the black guy who died while driving on the highway? Boy2 No.What happen? Boy1 He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death. I almost got into a fight when I first heard that joke, but later on that night I started thinking that was pretty funny.
A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"
here is what you missed....... black people = big lips. HAHAHAHAHAAHA so freakin funny, omg LAWLZ! slap my thight, LAWLZ, LAWLZ. in other news, black people listen to George Strait, isn't that funny as hell also? pssshh. Jaime Foxx eat my poop.
if your prespective employer would like you to tell them a joke as part of the interview process, I think I'd be looking for another prespective employer.
What do you call an American Idol contestant whose butt hurts after sex? Spoiler No, not Adam Lambert... Spoiler Clay Achin'
Nah, its actualy quite common in alot of corporate jobs. Apparently, they ask you this question to see how you think on the fly.
