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Taylor: I'm Pregnant With Dirk's Baby

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by ItsMyFault, May 19, 2009.

  1. JeopardE

    JeopardE Member

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    Wow.

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  2. Dei

    Dei Member

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    Who's who?
     
  3. dntrwl

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    this kid is going to have a browline greater than Andre the Giant
     
  4. edwardc

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    What if it is Dirk's if she thought he was her only source of income before this baby Dam he's going to be broke.
     
  5. JuanValdez

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    If she's convicted and goes to prison, she won't be able to keep custody of the baby. Without the baby, she won't get child support. On the downside for Dirk, that would mean he'd have to raise a child. I can imagine her getting paid to abort, as sad as that is. The whole thing is kinda sad.
     
  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    With a head size like Jason Kidd, isn't he prone to Cancer like tumors and stuff...
     
  7. JeopardE

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    Abortion is a worst case scenario for Dirk. They'll crucify him, especially here in Texas. He would forever be known as "baby killer Dirk".
     
  8. dbigfeet

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    that is what I would do.

    then again I don't think I would fall for a gold diggin ex-stripper. If I did, she would look a LOOOOOOT better than that
     
  9. ivanyy2000

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    This is indeed an Epic fail.

    Dirk, you should do better than that. :eek:

    That girl is ugly, man, and she is 37!

    Dirk need to see a doctor. Seriously.
     
  10. Fyreball

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    I guess she was so easy, a caveman could do her.
     
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  11. ghettocheeze

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    CONFIRMED WITH PROOF: ULTRASOUND PICTURES

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    LOOKS EXACLTY LIKE DIRK OMG! :D
     
  12. tomjc

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    oh nooo.. dirk noo...
     
  13. Zboy

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    The one time Dirk did penetrate, it cost him dearly.
     
  14. realrockyboy

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    Dirk: "D'OH!"
     
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    Iverson said a jumpshot can get you a supermodel in one of his commercials.
    Dirk Nowitski has a jumpshot... but he got her??

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    super model

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    crack w****.... Dirk you FAILED!!
     
  16. eveluvsrox

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    Honestly, I think she is lying (about being preggo) so she can have an way out and make Dirk look like the bad guy.
     
  17. Jayou

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    Well all she has to do is pee on a First Response and everyone will know for sure. ;)
     
  18. dejamike

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    wow she looks like a horse
     
  19. VanityHalfBlack

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    Damn that is one scary azz biatch... If I come across her in a dark alley, I'd give her my belongings...
     
  20. ferrari77

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    She belongs in the Geico commercials. Matter of fact she needs no cavewoman makeup, she just walks on the set and she fits right in with the cavemen.
     

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