Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: megadeth? You: no its clarice You: is that you jason? Stranger: hello, clarice Stranger: hello, clarice You: hello Stranger: hello, clarice Stranger: i bet you hear that alot eh Stranger: EH You: yes, and also i hear sheep at night You: is that normal? Stranger: probably should talk to a doc bout that Stranger: wanna hear something weird You: ohh...i dont think so last time a doc wanted to eat me You: tell me Stranger: thats...scary You: indeed Stranger: the last person i talked to on this site Stranger: went to my school Stranger: isnt that crazy You: no way Stranger: yeah Stranger: i even knew their sister You: wow Stranger: yeah You: then what happendd? Stranger: we had a long conversation Stranger: ahh good times You: is her name happened to be alice? Stranger: nope You: janet? Stranger: nope You: clarice? Stranger: it started with an e is all i know Stranger: hello, clarice Stranger: megadeth? You: man u made me laugh You: good stuff Stranger: hahahaha You: will post this convo on a forum You: lol Stranger: hahhahahhahahaha Stranger: heh thats how i found out about this site Stranger: on some forums You: which one? Stranger: megadeth? You: no, clarice Stranger: goodbye You: bye
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: hi You: hi! Stranger: im hi You: really? Stranger: no You: lol ok Stranger: i wish though You: it would be impressive though being high and still able to use a computer Stranger: i really have a drug problem You: ouch You: trying to go cold turkey? You: ? Stranger: heroin Connection imploded. ---------------------------------- connection imploded?
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RICK TA LIFE? You: HOWDY! Stranger: IM A NYHC LEGEND You: rafer alston? You: would you like to sex mutombo? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The following conversation takes place between 2 extremely white people. "The Front" Stranger: hellooooooooo You: sup yo You: u down with big bird? Stranger: chillin and you! Stranger: so down You: cool, cool Stranger: u down with big bird You: i be chillin too... watchin some sesame streets and stuff You: fo sho, big bird is a the realist ***** i ever SEEN Stranger: oh **** im down for snuffy snuffulufugus Stranger: U KNOW it mannnnnnnnnnn You: oh **** yeah, I mean I'm down with that ***** too because you know he tight with Big Bizzle and erythang Stranger: u know who isnt coo tho Stranger: oscar da grouch Stranger: whats his deal You: dawg, i was just gonna bring him up You: i gots a theery and **** on that green ass ***** Stranger: we are on the same level tell me your theory You: I think that BB ain't be cuttin him in on the Street's cut, u feel me? You: i mean like... I think he on the out and out Stranger: u know what ur exactly right thats like something from the WIREEEEEEE You: Big B runs a tight ship, Grouch gets clapped if he rats... so he knows he can't do anything to **** Big B Stranger: no wonder oscar living in a trash can while BB is living it up high roller style You: ****, thats what I'm sayin... ****in iced out nest and **** You: fit about 5 hoes deep! Stranger: **** oscar is gettin NONE no wonder he grouchin tho i feel bad for sayin **** about him now cuz he just down and out You: aw man fa sho fa sho You: man its like finally somebody agree with me on this **** You: I told my baby momz and she'z jus like ***** u crazy Stranger: exactly nah man you j ust real Stranger: too real maybe even if thats possible You: fa sho dawg You: ain't as real as the Bird tho You: He be hittin that fine ass Praire Dawn too Stranger: hes like tony montana of sesame street man Stranger: oh **** u know it Stranger: hey u ever see arthur You: what with that mouse-ass lookin dude? Stranger: theres some nasty **** going down in that neighborhood Stranger: with the glasses You: ya i think i see that **** once You: Buster You: that wack ass ***** Stranger: he crazy he smoking too many rocks u feel me You: i mean... dude is like a fukin rabbit or a eskimo or some **** Stranger: makes no sense can i say something tho Stranger: ur cool as hell! You: u ever watch heyyyyyy arnold! You: remember that football headed *****! Stranger: back when i was a lil one i watched that **** on the regular Stranger: he was up to no good You: oh for real You: but that one b**** was always doin him durty and **** You: but she secretly wanted his nuts tho You: but that nasty b**** had a fukin UNIBROW Stranger: oh yah she was sick as no wonder arnold was NOT having that Stranger: what about dexters lab Stranger: ever see that You: yea!!!! You: oh man You: his sis wuz like my sis You: annoying as ****, high on crack... and twice as big as me Stranger: whaaaaaaaaat oh ****tttttttttt did she mess with the **** under ur bed You: dude i don't even wanna mess with my own sis, she be gang affilated and **** Stranger: blood is thicker than water never forget that man Stranger: my sis is a menace to society You: oh yea dawg for ril The plot thickens... You: u cool as **** homie Stranger: homette* im a lady! You: oh for ril! damn You: sup girl? Stranger: illin in my bed aha what about you main man You: not much, you know chillin and **** Stranger: what are your thoughts on weezy f babayy Stranger: this could either make or break this You: weezy for sheezy! You: oh hel yeeeeeea You: i b down wit that ***** **** Stranger: me tooo hes off i got respect for him Stranger: tonssss he does his thing consistant You: yeea u kno he paid some dues and **** Stranger: i donno about his rock **** tho Stranger: not feeling that You: oh for ril, i been down wit his ass tho since Ca$h monie Stranger: me tooooo who else you listenin too You: everybody else from cash monie all flame out and **** You: u kno... T.I, a lil bone thugs... lol i kno old skool You: lupe, talib, kanye Stranger: t i gettin locked up FREE T I P! Stranger: we agree yet again You: for riL! Stranger: im feelin yung joc tho You: free da rubba ban man Stranger: meet me in the trappppppp You: let that ***** do his thang! You: izzz goin downnnnnn You: lol more shameless stereotyping... Stranger: what did u do today! You: ****, i had to go check on my baby momz and ****. she was trippin again cuz I got behind on chil suport Stranger: aww **** how olds ur kid You: 17 You: naaaaw i'm playin lol You: that little ***** just turn 3 last week You: he gon b a G jus like his daddy lol Stranger: awwwwwwww **** awww thats cute tho there are some cute babies in this world holla back at that and if that happens he gonna be wicked coolk You: yea for ril, i ain't gotta be stupid wit him and peace out You: wassup wit u? you got kids / a man? Stranger: i respect that man thats important. nahh i dont have kids i got a potential man but you know its kinda a messed up situation right now tho what about you any fine ladies lol You: lol, i mean i see a couple up in the club and stuf You: Im tryna to go to college and **** though right now You: get my degrees and stuf Stranger: yahh but lol never take a lady home from the club thats where trouble starts yah im in college right now business major baby i wanna be rich so i can get me a escalade! You: lol datz cool You: where u from? Stranger: halifax you? You: i from h-town too but not there lol Stranger: houston! You: yaaaaa Stranger: you knoq mike jones lol? You: pffft hell no that ***** is clownin You: Chamilionair and Z-ro is tight You: lol You: MIKE JONES Stranger: ahaha lol i agree i always wanted to go to texas seems all that You: 281 330 8004? You: lol Stranger: LOL! aha i wont lie i like that song Stranger: still tipppin on fo fos You: chopped and screwed baby thats how we do Stranger: how old r u? You: 22 You: u? Stranger: 19 legal drinking age here so its all gooodddddd You: damn! You: **** i been drinkin since 16 so its all good lol You: halifix is that canada? Stranger: i been drinking since 14 unh unh aha we are a lil old to talk about seasme street eh you got it Stranger: east coasssssssst You: **** i watch sesame street wit my lil homie You: dam i didn't know anybody in canada lissend to mike jones n **** lol Stranger: oh yah my bad sorry bout that! man can u beleive i just lookedo ut my window and snow storm Stranger: man aha i listen to it alllllll i go on this site called realestniggas You: snow? watz that lol Stranger: they supply me with what i need like big B You: lol Stranger: lol dont rub it in aha So I'll see you around? You: Big B for sho Stranger: lol someone sent me this site tonight and i never thought id meet someone as cool as u aha ur bad ass! You: i didn't know there was no sistahs up there either lol Stranger: lol im not even a sister aha im part latino tho! You: oh dats cool! You: mmm latina flava! You: my baby moms is a white gurl You: she cool tho, i mean back when we hooked up lol Stranger: mmmhm latina heat, yah you prob have a cute kid tho aha yah baby mama drama? You: yeah she just trippin on me now, i ain't tryna to be a deatbeat or nothin.. she just gets all pissed at me cuz i broke it off wit her Stranger: yah? were u just not feelin it or what lol You: yea we wuz 2 young u feel me? You: she was 16, i was 18 You: high school dramas for ril Stranger: yahh that is young i cant even imagine having a kid right now couldnt handle that **** Stranger: do u see ur kid alot You: yea, i go over a couple times a week and watch sesame street and ****... plus sometimes i watch him or my moms watch him while britney be out in the clubs Modeling contract? Stranger: oh yah well everybody gotta get their free time n ****! what do u do out in houston You: aint a lot to do You: chill wit my boys, play some basketball, get my drank on... get my smoke on lol Stranger: o lol yah i do pretty much same **** except take out the bball lol You: wachu doin up in hailfax? gettin snowed on 24/7 lol Stranger: lol yah lately pretty ****ty im hating it man.. i work .. i go to school.. i pimp.. i just got a modeling contract which is gonna be a new chapter lol, and i smoke and drank too aha You: damn? modeling contact? so u fine or wut? lol Stranger: lol aha they think so im tall too so i got it going on aha its pretty exciting got a lawayer looking over it so no ones gonna rip me off You: aw yea thats good, i hurd they gets all cutthroat with the modeling game and stuff You: like that show with tyra banks and those crazy b****es! Stranger: oh **** yah i know aha Stranger: craszy Stranger: i made it to semi finals on canads next top model Stranger: almost got on show but nahh You: damn dats crazy Stranger: i like to stay local anyways know wht i mean Stranger: keep it in the area You: for ril for ril You: well keep ya game tight sistuh You: lol Goodbye? Stranger: but hey im going to bed cuz its 236 am here, liked talking to u ur cool as Stranger: good luck with ur baby mama **** You: dont be hittin on no crack pipes lol Stranger: lol nahhhhhhhhh not touchin that **** aha keep it strictly weed You: cool cool, me 2 lol You: see ya later then Stranger: lol probably never again thats why this site is off You: u got a myspace or somthin? Stranger: u got facebook? You: i think i signd up for that **** once, i never used it tho Stranger: awwwwwww damn! thats all we use up here in canada, ****ttttt You: aw hmm You: well if u see me up on here again, start talkin about sesame street or somethin! You: lol Stranger: lol people aare gonna think im straight up crazyyyyyyyy BIG B number 1 hustlaa You: LOL You: man i gotta stop smokin so much and then gettin up on this intrnet Stranger: other day i was trippin so bad i thought i saw a terminator in the street Stranger: but it was a macdonalds bag You: dawg! i was just watchin terminator a few hours ago You: that **** was so sad when he had to go into the fire pit Stranger: omg i cried Stranger: so emotional You: crazy ass metal ***** was tryin to kill them tho Stranger: **** the police lol! You: for ril You: lol The hustle... Stranger: alright this is what im gonna do Stranger: cuz i think we created a good bond here Stranger: ill give u my email and we can say whatup You: alright, thats coo Stranger: -censored-@hotmail.com Stranger: dont laugh it was easy peezy You: lol, i ain't laughin You: ok maybe i is You: lol nah j/p Stranger: lol ur rude! anywaaaaaaaays off to sleep got some macroeconomics **** in the morning aha peace! You: aight, my name is broderick btw You: my dogs call me "brick" tho You: haha Stranger: ahha ok brick nice meetin u night! You: peace! Yeeeeeah. So long story short... I checked her out on myspace... and she was telling the truth. 19 years old, part time model from Halifax. Not bad lookin either. I need a ****ing life.
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how did you get the strangers to stay on the convo that long? they normally disconnect after a min or two
i was shocked to see that chick, and it was a real chick. We will call that chick Jules. imma have to go put my parka on and find her.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you have any updawg? Stranger: WHATS UP DAWG??? You: I don't know. You have disconnected. and You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: dude You: what does mine say? Stranger: what? You: it says what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ayo b You have disconnected. and... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: b9 You: You sunk my battleship Your conversational partner has disconnected. and... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wait. Stranger: they don't love you. Stranger: like I love you. You: I know. You: I always knew. Stranger: always? You: Always and forever. Stranger: then why didn't you write me noah?! Stranger: I WAS WAITING! Stranger: 'cause maybe.. you're gonna be the one that saves me.. You: I couldn't find a pen. Stranger: damn you, you incompetent ****er. Stranger: 'cause afterall.. Stranger: you're my wonderwall........... You: That's sweet. Stranger: thanks. Stranger: all for you my dear. You: Awwwww Stranger: <3 You: 8=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: h Stranger: how are ya You: lets have a normal conversation for a change ok? You: im good You: female? Stranger: yes. You: yes what? Stranger: yes i'm a female, jerk. what about you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello. Stranger: how is my special friend. You: lets have a normal conversation for a change ok? You: ok? Stranger: well, okay. Stranger: joykill : ( You: ok btw hi You: for a change Stranger: getting sick of the /b/tards? You: yes exactly You: you know what i mean Stranger: aw, poor stranger. You: you're color is red You: edit: your color is red Stranger: i am blue Stranger: no Stranger: you are red You: color blind? Stranger: edit: NO Stranger: i am not Stranger: if anything, you're colourblind. You: its prob. me then Stranger: yeah. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: sup im bk Stranger: youre the burger king?! You: lol You: haha my initials Stranger: its such an honor to talk to you burger kign You: no problem You: how is that You: the last 4 frickin people i talked to You: they all talka bout food You: lol Stranger: hahaha Stranger: b9? You: u from us? Stranger: yes mam You: or is this some uk thing You: oh You: tight You: well texas is where its at Stranger: no way broseph Stranger: cali all the way You: oh pff.. You: are u a cholo from compton You: or what Stranger: haha **** that Stranger: i hate cholos You: we got a bunch down here in texas Stranger: they always hassle me whenever i try to skate You: oh tihgt you skate? You: i used to in mid school Stranger: yeah Stranger: oh sic, how old ar eyou You: 18 You: my friend linked me to this You: and im supposed to copy and paste the convo You: and post it on this site actually Stranger: b9? You: whats b9 Stranger: what site you going to post it on? You: some houston rockets basketball site You: theres a whole buncha posts with a convo lol Stranger: hahaha basketball suck You: your actually the first person who isnt a r****d You: lol You: every1 else says some cheesy ass line and leaves Stranger: they are all from 4chan You: oh You: that site You: my friend goes on there You: they do weird ass **** lol Stranger: hell yeah Stranger: nothing but nerds Stranger: you like hardcore? You: ? You: lol p*rn? You: lmao Stranger: no music haha You: oh You: i listen to metal stuff yeah.. You: protest the hero You: bfmv You: trivium You: i listen to all rock pretty much Stranger: check out a band called trash talk You: lol is that ur band>? Stranger: no but theyre a good hardcore band You: oh You: im going to warped this year You: and rockstar mayhem fest Stranger: theres another good band you should ceck out Stranger: theyre called new lows You: alright tight You: why are u on here You: im on cuz im bored as hell actually Stranger: bored and cant sleep You: lol You: u in college? You: or hs Stranger: college Stranger: you? You: samee You: where do u go Stranger: community college You: oh You: i go to university of texas You: ever heard of it Stranger: i dont think so haha You: oh lame You: well it was great talking to you You: im going to bed You: never thought i could have a decent convo with a stranger Stranger: same here! Stranger: goodbye! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ya, I know - I kept trying to come up with something off the wall like others have done but this dude kept typing stuff that I had an interest in (Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, etc.). That might have been one of the longer conversations on that site, lol.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: My girlfriend just dumped me for another guy, I NEED to sleep with someone now to forget about her You: are you a pc? Stranger: a pc? You: oh, so you're a mac eh? Stranger: r u 4 sexes chat You: im horny asl? Stranger: 16/f/CA You: 52/m/behind you Your conversational partner has disconnected. what did I do wrong??
