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You: hello Stranger: gay You: Rubber glue etc Stranger: gay glue is known as glay You: Glaiven You: Glaymation Stranger: sounds about right You: Glaytonia, Illinois Stranger: pope glaynedict xvii You: HOme of the world's largest ball of rubber. Did you know that? Stranger: **** that's awesome Stranger: i heard it's a whole 50cm in diameter You: No prob. Glayter Alligator.
Stranger: chicken dinner You: winner winner Stranger: nice Stranger: 8675309 You: Jenny Stranger: nice x2 You: haha. Stranger: "We were on a break!!!" You: Friends, right? Stranger: well done Stranger: this sight is ghey as You: pee wee herman You: on estrogen Stranger: pretty much You: i'm out.
Stranger: hi You: dogs You: mostly, perhaps Stranger: people Stranger: but only sometimes You: incredulous, I am Stranger: i disagree You: uniform chaos theory does not allow you to disagree Stranger: please explain this uniform chaos theory You: your mind is feeble compared to my Klingon brain, and therefor cannot understand quantum nursery rhymes Stranger: what would you have me do? You: Go into the woods with a gun and scream Tino Martinez 18 times. If Tino Martinez arrives in the form of Rick Springfield, shoot him at once. If he arrives in the form of Adam West... shoot yourself in the face. You: end transmission You: go in peace. You have disconnected.
You: heya Stranger: hello You: what's happening over there Stranger: nothing much trying to keep warm haha you? You: Have to clean this dump up & do some dishes. Then maybe I will invent a nuclear fusion reactor or something if I have time. You: and Plutonium. Stranger: sounds cool Stranger: more interesting than what i'm doing anyway You: Yup. I'm going to use it to power my night light. It gets scary at night with the lights off. You: Of course the plutonium glows by itself so it's kind of redundant. Stranger: yahh my rooms dark now : ( i need some magical substance too You: Well I'll catch you later, I've got to sweep and then obtain graphite rods for the fusion reactor. Stranger: I'm Mark Stranger: who are you? You: I'm Sam. Stranger: Yo Sam. You: Not "I am Sam" from that crappy Sean Penn movie Stranger: That was a sad movie You: How do you feel about mimes Mark? Stranger: I'm glad he got his daughter back though Stranger: Hmm, alright I guess Stranger: you? You: I'd kind of like to punch one in the face, something about the silence irks me. You: But it would probably get makeup all over my hand. You: Big drawback. Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I guess it would be awkward afterwards too Stranger: you having punch him/her for their silence You: Yup. They would probably be miming all sorts of angry gestures. You: (provided that you didn't KO them) Stranger: yeah. weird You: And you wouldn't really know how to interpret it. You: But then they could fake like they were punching you You: And you would probably think "oh man, it's a trick, he's not going to get me!" You: and then.....POW, mime sucker punch right there baby!! Stranger: I know Stranger: Mimes are probably pretty angry inside
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: Hallo Stranger: Do you like Adam and Joe? You: Who that Stranger: They're Adam and Joe! You: Is that the rap music the kids keep going on about? Stranger: They're all crazy funny and like! You: Are you one of them kids that plays the pokeyman? Stranger: Adam and Joe cover a broad genre in the musical field. Stranger: I play with the pokeyman. You: With their hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin You: So they dont know what the jazz is all about! Stranger: Bill! You: Jazz is like jello pudding You: No You: Actually its more like Kodak Film You: No You: Actually jazz is like the new coke Stranger: Why'd you need to violate all those kids Bill? You: Here I go You: Down the slope! Stranger: People used to respect you Codby! Stranger: You threw it all away! You: D'oh I'm goin, zip zop boobity bop!! You: Pokeyman? You: Is that the thing where the guy comes out with the thing and he goes WAH WAH WAH AK AK AK Stranger: You relativly successful afternoon show with your kids and ****! Stranger: Your ilustrious film career! You: I had an uncle named stewie Stranger: All over the little kiddies You: He used to sell bicycles Stranger: Why Bill!? You: Whatcha got there? Stranger: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!? You: A BIG STUPID DOO DOO HEAD?!
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: want a job? You: nope Stranger: its a good one Stranger: door to door sales You: really Stranger: pays minimum wage You: are we sellin baby alligators Stranger: you have to provide your own transportation You: horses Stranger: no, used components for septic systems You: ah Stranger: yeah You: so no baby alligators Stranger: and part of the job is delivering products You: Stranger: sometimes there are baby alligators You: Stranger: we get used tanks from southern florida You: really Stranger: but they get really pissy from the **** smell You: i would too You: what else do u sell Stranger: we get a lot more water moccasins Stranger: thats it You: me no like snakes Stranger: just used septic tank parts You: especialy cotton mouths Stranger: yeah, but theres a fortune to be made in this field You: ohhhhhhh You: ok Stranger: with 5 years of sales success, you could get promoted to manager and pick up the HUGE $24,000/year salary You: thats kinda low in this recession Stranger: and you get the manager's red blazer You: hah You: still low Stranger: people respect a man in a red blazer with a crest with a tub of **** on it You: boarder line poverty Stranger: nope Stranger: riches You: yeah Stranger: so i guess I'm getting a no from you You: 24K is poverty You: yep thats a no Stranger: even if you only have to work 60-80 hours/week? You: thats slavery Stranger: dont make me get the whip You: ahhhhhh You: whips Stranger: jk Stranger: we have good benefits You: whip cream Stranger: we dont have a medical plan, but we do have a 2nd year medical student on staff that you're allowed to visit twice a year You: thats ok cuz its there is only 24K then there is a good chance to not even see 20k from that if there is benefits You: like the 401k You: im going to vet school Stranger: we dont have a 401k, either Stranger: but Stranger: seriously? Stranger: where at? You: texas a &M Stranger: PIHB? Stranger: TexAgs? You: aggies Stranger: did my undergrad at A&M You: nice Stranger: :-D You: woohooo Stranger: whoooooop! You: all jokes aside You: nice school Stranger: are you going to be a large animal vet? Stranger: yeah, I liked it You: exotic You: more like tigers and elephants Stranger: exotic? Stranger: sweet Stranger: so you'll try to work at a zoo after that? You: i want to own one You: and do animal conservation You: and yes im serious Stranger: if I was going exotic, I would own a place like the Silk Stocking down Hwy 6 Stranger: thats actually pretty cool Stranger: like a wildlife preserve? You: havent been there imma check that out You: yeah wildlife preserve Stranger: strippers + bullet holes = cheap drinks You: lmao Stranger: the dirty sock always cracked me up You: tear it down and take all these animals that these people have as pets in houston and help them Stranger: so how do you get into the business of running wildlife preserve You: not sure but imma figure it out Stranger: cool deal Stranger: i gots to jet Stranger: good luck in vet school You: adios You: thanks Stranger: and go to O'Bannons and have a beer or two for me Stranger: I miss that place Stranger: :-( You: okies Stranger: lata Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: Where my dogs at? You: Oh hey Stranger: hey!@ You: So if a bear and a shark with legs fought who would win. You: This is taking place in a wading pool. Stranger: a feelin a shark..yuou?? You: Well yeah but it depends on the kind of bear. You: See it was a trick question. You: A Grizzly sure. You: A malaysian sun bear? Stranger: oh.. You: Not as likely Stranger: you know your bears don't you You: See it pays to be attentive. Next lesson You: What is the square root of pi? Stranger: wtf? is there oen Stranger: one* You: see that was the right answer. You learn fast. Are you God? You: Or maybe a relative of his? Stranger: not god.. friend tho Stranger: haha Stranger: are you a dude? You: That depends on what your defintion of dude is. Stranger: Male You: If we're going to use the old derivation of the term You: such as a ranch-hand from the 18th 19th century Stranger: YOU ARE A CREEPER
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: hi You: where are you from? Stranger: im vary stoned Stranger: germany You: teheh stoned? Stranger: you? Stranger: yeah You: US You: like gemstones? You: i like jewelry You: teheh You: and unicorns Stranger: i like weed You: so whats uP? You: You: hehe Stranger: unicorns? Stranger: are you a girl? You: UMM yes? Stranger: ah, nice Stranger: how old? You: how old are you? Stranger: 23 You: hehe cute You: how tall are you Stranger: 190 You: sexy You: you're making me hot... You: hehe Stranger: thik you are a gay You: ok? You: thats rude Stranger: girls here? You: this is a chat right? You: dumbass Stranger: you have to do that girl-unicorn-**** You: ok well i have a horse at my ranch? You: and i like unicorns? Stranger: you have an ranch? You: 10 acre ranch Stranger: or your parents? ^^ You: parents Stranger: how old are you? You: 17 Stranger: nice ^^ You: whatever.. Stranger: and you have no better to do like chat here? You: this is my first time... You: actually im 15 You: but... 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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: do you own a wizard hat? Stranger: heh, and um, no You: have you spent any time in a turkish prison? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: hello You: how are you? Stranger: male or female? You: male Stranger: well this went nowhere quick You: lol ok then Lol, that was pretty fast. What did he expect?
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: This is Pizza Hut You: yeah i would like to order Stranger: Our special for today is a large sausage, 2 liter ****, and a deep dish all for only $10.99 You: hold the 2 liter **** Stranger: ok, so that's 1 large sausage, 1 creampie and extra j*zz, will that be all? You: i would like the large sausage Stranger: okay will that complete your order? You: can u put some extra salt on the sausage? You: i need to suck it and i dont want it to be tasteless Stranger: done Stranger: would you like lube with that? You: nah im good.... i like it the hard way You: and whats in the creampie u where talking about? Stranger: ok one large salted sausage in your deep dish, 1 creampie, and extra j*zz, is that all? You: can u make the j*zz non-fat? Stranger: ok Stranger: would you like a 2 liter **** with that? Stranger: we also have diet **** You: i like the cherry ****, u have that? Stranger: hmm, we can put a cherry on the ****, yes You: can u decaf the **** too? Stranger: yes, I can deficate on the ****, will that be all? You: i dont wanna stay up all night thinking about cocks You: well can i get a discount? Stranger: this **** will put you to sleep in a hurry, don't worry Stranger: lets see, ill have to talk with my manager, see if i can get you a discount You: k.... Stranger: okay, my manager says we can get the large salted sausage in your deep dish, 1 creampie, extra j*zz, and a 2 liter cherry **** Stranger: for $14.99 Stranger: and yes, the j*zz will be non-fat Stranger: can't beat that deal! You: damn that sure is good Stranger: this deal is today only You: can u send a good looking delivery guy Stranger: we usually charge extra for that Stranger: the basic delivery guy is a high schooler with acne Stranger: would you like an upgrade for your delivery guy? You: k so how much does it cost for you to deliver? Stranger: lets see, about $5.50 for delivery plus a 2.50 driver fee You: alright let me get the upgrade too Stranger: okay, the upgrade is about $5 plus handling charges Stranger: the better looking guys charge by the hour Stranger: hence the handling charge You: ok so how much is the total Stranger: for the first hour, the total will be $27.99 plus tax You: k, can u please deliver it to Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Austin, TX 73301-0215 U.S.A. Stranger: haha, We don't deliver there. Stranger: you think this is a joke? You: and eh.... my number is 1-800-519-4110 Stranger: are you trying to prank our online order service? You: nah man call me Stranger: We have other customers waiting on the line. Are you just wasting my time? You: no u can call me and verify me.... You: just call my toll free number at 1-800-519-4110 Stranger: Buy my product. You: im video professor Stranger: i want to **** your bald head You: and im giving away free DVDs on how to make pizza Stranger: This is Pizza Hut Stranger: We already know how to make pizza You: You do not have to read any books or attend any classes, and you learn at your own pace. So what are you waiting for? Stranger: even if it is greasy and burned Stranger: I can't believe you think this is ajoke Stranger: Internet's serious business. You: im confident that once you try my product. you will come back when u need to learn any other programs You: just call the toll free number You: and try my product for free* Stranger: You got p'zoned You: *Pay up to $6.95 (or $8.51 USD in Canada) for shipping & processing Stranger: shamWOW Stranger: i dunno, it sells itself Stranger: i dont even use paper towels anymore Stranger: all i can say is sham-WOW Stranger: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Have a good day. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: back then they didn't want me now i'm hot hoes all on me You: I'm glad things worked out for you. Stranger: wtf? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: greetings Stranger: hola You: do u have a vagina or penis Stranger: whos there? You: su madre Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: yo wuz up wit it Stranger: care to give some quick feedback on my site? Stranger: its a file upload site You: ..... Stranger: wat You: the **** you talkin about Stranger: thelugz.com/lol/tos.php Stranger: i need some feedback on my website You: i ain't b clikin no bull****z NUCKA You: u trippin' Stranger: god Stranger: dammit Stranger: do it You: i ain't b tryna see no fat b****es poopin and old naked menz and **** Stranger: it's not Stranger: i swear to satan You: dawg u gots to feel me, I'm jus tryna to mack some biches and **** Stranger: oic You: now wutz up Stranger: also, the game You: u got a sister or some ****? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL my conversation was fairly normal... sadly I was dissed by a normal chick... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: howdy Stranger: hi You: how late are you up tonight? Stranger: 12:48 Stranger: yourself? You: same here You: can't sleep Stranger: do you always talk to strangers when you can't sleep? You: lol no I saw this on a message board I frequent and the conversations they posted were amusing You: thought I would try it You: of course.. most of the guys there are more clever than I am Stranger: yes this is my first time. this is interesting Stranger: yes You: isn't it though.. strange but interesting You: how did you find the site? Stranger: my boyfriend just sent it to me You: Does that make you a female? Stranger: yes You: I didn't want to assume since guys have boyfriends too You: lol me too You: a girl I mean Stranger: this is true Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL this one was better Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: what's up? Stranger: Oh you know ... Stranger: just working on this thing Stranger: to blow up LOS ANGELES You: nice... will it send half of california into the ocean? You: or just destroy the city of angels? Stranger: sadly, it will not. the major faults go side by side, not up and down. You: bummer You: I have a freeze ray I can sell you... cheap from this guy on the interwebs Stranger: but, free hamburgers! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello. You: is it wrong to worship Hakeem Olajuwon? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi there Stranger: do you like to hang glide? You: of course You: do you like to surf in the nude? Stranger: i've never done it Stranger: why not You have disconnected.
I don't normally swear...but this set up was too good. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: a is for? You: alligator Stranger: b is for? You: beavers Stranger: c is for? You: clams Stranger: d is for? You: danger danger Stranger: e is for? You: elephant Stranger: f is for? You: **** off You have disconnected.
