Taking your shirt off when pooping

Also OP, you and hotballa would get along well.

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=217768

 

Weslinder was not obese:

ARGH! Crap on my sleeve!

 

I am not obese and take off all my clothes to poop when at home. It's very freeing and relaxing. I only wish that I could do it at a work.

 

Soo nobody poops with their clothes on?

 

One if the weirdest threads I've ever read. I literally have never noticed the need to take off my shirt to squeeze a tail. Only time is mebbe before a shower when I'm already nekked, but to take it of just to drop one? Does not compute.

I stand to wipe though.

 

You should try it.

 

First world, white people problems.

Seriously WTF.

 

Just did. Erect nipples happened.

 

I had an ex once... that wiped from the butt to the front... eek:

I was like WTF!

 

That's a deal breaker right there.

 

Why were you watching her wipe?

 

That sounds like a Jerry Seinfeld-esque issue with you.
Not sure why her wiping method was a problem for you as long as she wiped herself.

Anyway, nekkid pooping ftw.

 

Seriously?

 

Shhhh....let him find out the hard way.

 

Ha! I was thinking the same thing.

 

I bet you stick it into the brown and then the sideways frown huh?

 

At first I thought OP was crazy, but it does make some sense... if you have a long shirt on, it can hang down and get too close to your ass area. Now that I think about it, I do roll or pull my shirt up to avoid any chance of possible stainage.

 

Majority women will bunch when they wipe, and majority of men fold. Apparently this is fact. I would think bunching would be more risk for a mess. I don't get it. Folding just seems like the better way to go.

As for taking a shirt off, that make no sense in this situation. And lights on.