Pretty sure it has to do with being anal retentive. Also, to those of you that wait to poop, stop it. I used to have an issue with pooping in front of or around women, so I'd wait until they or I wasn't around. When you live with someone, this can lead to mass amounts of retention. Here's something to ponder for those that like to hold it in until they find someplace comfortable. First, you're holding in waste matter. Holding that in your body for extended periods is much worse than wiping down a public toilet. Second, and this is what changed my pooping functionality: If you don't poop when your body needs or wants to, your body will keep draining that poop for nutrients that go back into the fat in your body. Your body is literally built by sh*t. A doctor told me that once, and I've never looked back. I poop as often as I feel the need to. Plus it's an easy way to shed a few pounds that would normally be there out of old pooping habits. Just some thoughts.
I printed this topic up and took it to the ****ter today for reading material... then whiped my ass with it.
You can't do something like baby wipes or a wash cloth? Do you wash your hair, shave, and brush your teeth too? Just seems like an awful lot of work to get your butthole clean.
So how long have you been "feeling" that way? I, Manny Ramirez, want to get to the root of your germophobia, Lil Pun.
Me too. Has anyone seen that episode of Seinfeld where its revealed that George takes his shirt off when taking a dump. I must admit, when at home, I do too.
Taking dumps at work is no problem for me. The only problem I have with it is after a night of heavy drinking + my morning coffee. This leads to some serious diarrhea explosion similar to Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. I usually try to keep quiet in the stall when people come in, but when they leave I let out the fury.
I'll do it if it's absolutely 'urgent'. I'll go to the toilets from basement floors where there aren't many people, or at least someone that don't know me. After that, I'll buy a tea, as if I just have my breakfast at the basement food court.
Sort of off topic, but does anyone not eat foods you have to pick up with your hand right after dumping? I have a 15 minute break where I feel uncomfortable holding pizza, candy or chips. I wash my hands and everything, but still...
Just think of the people who don't wash their after taking a dump and then with out knowing of that, shake their hand.
