I am not surprised by that. Back in the days when I used to work a grocery store there was this old lady in there, she was really really old and had a nurse with her...she was standing there waiting for the groceries to be bagged and just dropped one on the floor right where she was standing and didnt even know it...must of not been wearing her diapers...poor sacker had to clean up the shiet.
nope, i was standing there watching my manager cleaning it... i was too disgusted to do anything else, and didnt want to trigger my manager to make me clean that ****.
i am all about the courtesy flush... once you have dropped the kids off in a porty potty in the oilfields, an office stall is a treat.... i have no fear! i thinkit is so funny when you recognize the shoes of the guy in the stall next to you!
Freshman year in college someone took a dump infront my dormroom door. Needless to say the RA was not too thrilled about cleaning it up because this all happened and got cleaned up before me and my roommate got back from class. The ironic thing is that now I suspect that my present roommate(not the one freshman year) might be the culprit.
Yay! I love these kinds of threads! (pointless, but funny like the peeing in the shower threads etc....)
I refuse to let loose the goose in a public bathroom unless there are NO options (and I mean like my small intestine is bursting out). However, when I was in hs I worked at a truckstop and truckers have literally no shame. Anyway, I could handle going there after some of the anguished cries I would hear while pissing. I figure there is no way that I could embarass myself after what these guys hear/smell criss-crossing the country.
I'm surprised nobody posted the "How to Poop at Work" email. If you haven't read it before...read it, learn it, do it!!! How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE) Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN) Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. FLY BY Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
Who has time to poop at home? I leave around 7am and get home around 6pm. So basically I have about a 4 1/2 hour window to dump before its bedtime - thats just not alot of time. Im at work for roughly 8 1/2 hours which gives me more time to dump. Its not my preference, but you gotta do it. I usually do a drive by to make sure the coast is clear, then head for the handicap stall.
I don't do dumps at work only at home. I have to take a shower after I do that and that is why I wait till I get home. I've held it for days before.
Huh. I guess I'm in the vast minority here. I have no problem whatsoever with taking a dump at work. Maybe it's because I work in a pretty clean office environment, so I'm not worried about catching diseases or whatever, but it doesn't phase me at all. Also wierd because I pretty much refuse to drink after anyone other than my wife. I've always considered myself to be a little on the squeamish side.
I will assume that was a typo and you meant "week", but if not, you need to seriously considering seeing a gastrointerologist.
You are the only person I have ever heard of that does that. Can you explain why you need to do that?
