Usually take care of business at home. But if neccessary, I go to a different floor. The people here are just plain filthy. Im amazed at this one 4 ft asian guy that can tear it up. He actually made my knees buckle while walking in one time. I think he actually places one foot on each wall over the toilet and just releases everything he has eaten the week before.
I also have to comment that Houston public toilets are among the most nasty. Here in fancy SoCal, half of the convenience places dispense toilet seat covers. Still stinks like a dirty ol chinese restaraunt bathroom, but it makes a big difference.
I'd prefer to do it at home, but after a thorough cleaning, no problem...You know, some people can't aim right, for whatever reason...then there's the back splash...
ya what what I hate? morons that take a shower after every ****. (and yes I know some ppl do here, hence why I said it obviously).
I don't have a problem sounding off in the stall and neither do a few other guys at work. I will go as long as it's clean.
I take a dump at work 4 to 5 times a day and I see nothing wrong with this. Why get embarassed? Everyone takes a dump and thats including Jessica Simpson,T-Mac and Eva Longoria. If dirtyness is an issue for you, how hard is it to cover the toilet seats where you sit on with toilet paper? Taking a dump is a part of your daily lives where ever you go, and you need to get use to taking one in public bathroom and not feel embarassed or ashamed...after all don't most men enjoy taking a nice long dump just to feel relieved afterward? To put thing is perspective...I use to live in Laos when I was a little kid, and my home was a hut made of woods and straws. We had lived near the farms at an inland away from the city. We have no access to bathroom/toilets anywhere near us so we just took a crapper far out in our backyard where we use leaves and sticks to wipe. Now here in the US, I will take any chance I could get to use a toilet if I needed to go severe or not.
Geez! Y'all are waayy too anal when it comes to pooping! Maybe the ones who have a hard time going anywhere but their own bathroom should take this bit of advice: Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books. Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'. Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic... Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.
What do you eat? Colon Blow? Announcer: Hold it! Is that what you’re having for breakfast? Man: Sure, haven't you heard? Fiber is really good for you. Announcer: Well, there's fiber, and then there's high fiber. Try this. [ offstage hands replace cereal box with Colon Blow cereal box ] Man: Hmm.. Colon Blow. Sounds delicious. But is it really higher in fiber than my oat bran cereal? Announcer: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow? Man: Two? Announcer: Guess again. Man: Three? Announcer: A little higher. Man: Four? Announcer: Keep trying. Man: Five? Announcer: No, you'll have to do better than that. Man: Seven? Announcer: Guess again. Man: Eight? Announcer: We'll give you one more guess. Man: Nine. Announcer: Not even close. [ table starts shaking ] It would take over 30,000 bowls. [ a giant pyramid of cereal bowls shoots up from under the man, who yells in terror as it rises ] To eat that much oat bran, you'd have to eat ten bowls a day, every day for eight and a half years. Man: [ after the pyramid settles; shouts from afar ] Wow! I think I get the picture! Colon Blow must be the highest fiber cereal on the market! Announcer: Not any more, now that there's new Super Colon Blow. Man: Super Colon Blow? [ pyramid rises even higher with the man screaming ] Announcer: It would take over two and a half million bowls of your oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow. [ pyramid settles ] Man: [ overwhelmed ]I'm convinced! [ looks down the pyramid in panic ] [ cut to close-up of bowl with Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow boxes ] Jingle: "Colon Blow and you-u-u-u in the morning" Announcer: Colon Blow and new Super Colon Blow. Voiceover: Warning: may cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician. [ fade to black ]
I hate the auto flush; every time I lean forward I lose touch with the laser beam, thus causing me to wipe mid flush. I always opt for regular flush. I also like to admire my work and can't do that so well with it disappearing when I stand up.
I eat with my butt and poop out my mouth. As a result, I eat in private and poop in public. I just back my butt up to the company floor's refrigerator at lunch time and it does the rest.
I am SO GLAD I came back tonight to check out the hangout... Man, I hate vacation! (not) moballs, that asian guy must have a name for that "position". We Mexicans would call that "aguilazo" for its resemblance to position an Eagle does when cawing. For those that think it's filthy in your own floor, just do it in the floor the CEOs and Presidents of your company go, since they get the best toilet paper and the best clean restrooms. It's been proven. I've said it before. And YES, it was Lil Pun who has to shower right after p0opin'.
