Speaking of surprises, at the gym I used to go to a few years ago, apparently someone had taken a dump in one of the showers. I wondered how exactly one goes about doing that - I mean, that can't be premeditated can it? Anyways, the employees weren't too thrilled about having to scoop it up.
Actually, if you don't have a colon, you have something called a "j-pouch" constructed out of the small intestine. A person with a j-pouch has completely odorless bowel movements which take less than a minute to complete. The reason our sh*t smells is because while collecting in the colon throughout the day, the odor builds.
When I was working at a Circle K, there was this guy who used to always use the bathroom in the morning around 4AM. He was a delivery driver or something, and apparently didn't like taking a dump at home. He complained to my manager because I used so much bleach when I cleaned the bathroom that he couldn't stand to be in there. (I don't know if he mentioned this in passing or whether it was the entirety of his complaint). But, no matter how clean that bathroom was when I left, it was always destroyed by the time I arrived the next night at 11PM.
I understand that they can be nasty. I just don't understand getting mad at other people using them because they are.
Here's a tip: When traveling down the highway, the cleanest restrooms are in the hospitals. The one in Smithville (between Houston and Austin) is always spotless and smells like bleach.
Yea, I hate it when someone sits down next to you. Totally ruines the mood. I also think it should be a crime for someone to urinate in the stalls. There is nothing more disgusting than splattered urine all over the toilet seat when you need to take a dump. Another huge pet peeve of mine is the splashback in a public toilet. To ensure against this occurrence, one can flush precisely prior to the moment of excretion, causing the the feces to plunge directly into the bowl sans water. This flush method can also be used to drown out unpleasant bowel sounds to avoid embarrassment. I also hate the "weak" flush. What I mean by this, is that at alot of these newer places like shopping malls, the toilets are armed with extremely powerful flushes with great intensity, capable of successive flushes at small time intervals. A weak flush has small intensity and takes great time to recharge in between flushes which is very conducive to clogging or overflowing. These are mainly found in older houses. I clogged my cousin's toilet over Thanksgiving break. There wasn't a plunger around either. I always roll up my pant legs prior to entering the restroom and remove my wrist watch. I have also always pulled up the bottom of my shirt up to cover my nose to guard against unpleasant smells. Moist wipes are also a very viable option to carry on the go. Ok, I think I've incriminated myself as a toilet aficionado, that should be enough...
no big deal taking a **** at work it's a deli, everyone takes a **** at a deli. plus I've had horrific diarrhea the last few days.
A buddy of mine used to work at Bookstar. One night after the store closed, he was cruising through the aisles, picking up books, trash, etc. He turns the corner on the magazine row and what does he see up against the side of the aisle? Yep, a turd. How does that happen? Did the person just shake it out of their pants ...? Scary stuff.
