There's a little girl, in our neighborhood Her name is Charlotte Johnson and she's really lookin good I had to go and see her, so I called her on the phone I walked over to her house, and this was goin' on Her brother was on the sofa, eatin' chocolate pie Her moma was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry Her daddy was in the back yard rollin up a garden hose I was on the porch with Charlotte feelin' love down to my toes Chorus: And we were swingin' (swinging) Yes we were swingin' (swinging) Little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sing I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch swing Just a swingin' (swingin) Just a swingin' (swingin) Now Charlotte she's a darlin she's the apple of my eye When I'm on the swing with her it makes me almost high Now Charlotte is my lover and she has been since the spring I can't believe it started on her front porch in the swing Chorus:repeat
I remember a song like that from when I was a kid. I just thought it was a nice innocent little tune about sitting in the porch swing. (and no, not doing anything else!) I was so naive... But, anyway, if we're gonna "swing" that way, here's how to do it: She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet surprise Tastes so good Make a grown man cry Sweet Cherry Pie Yeah Wow Heh Heh Well swinging on the front porch Swinging on the lawn Swinging where we want Cause there ain't nobody home Swingin' to the left and Swingin' to the right I think about baseball I'll swing all night, yeah Yeah, yeah - huh! Swingin in the living room Swingin' in the kitchen Most folks don't Cause they're too busy b****in' Swingin' in there Cause she wanted me to feed her So I mixed up the batter And she licked the beater I scream, you scream, We all scream for her Don't even try Cause you can't ignore her CHORUS She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet surprise Tastes so good make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie Oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Yeah sweet cherry pie Yeah Swingin to the drums Swingin to guitar Swingin to the bass in the back of my car Ain't got money, ain't got no gas Get where were goin if we swing real fast I scream, you scream, We all scream for her Don't even try Cause you can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet surprise Tastes so good make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie Oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Yeah sweet cherry pie Yeah Swing it All night long Swing it Hey, hey, Ow! I'm a trained professional Swingin' in the bathroom Swingin' on the floor Swingin' so hard Forgot to lock the door In walks her daddy Standin' six foot four Said, "You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more." CHORUS Sweet Cherry Pie Yeah! Huh! Swing it!
Sooo...can we assume that you bear a resemblence to the girl in the Cherry Pie video? I think moes just fainted....
Triad I want to know how it will be Me and her or you and me You both stand there with your long hair flowing Your eyes alive, your minds are still growing Saying to me what can we do now that we Both love you -- I love you too I don't really see, why can't we go on as three You are afraid, embarrased too, no one has ever Said such a thing to you Your mother's ghost stands at you shoulder A face like ice a little bit colder Saying to you You can not do that it breaks alll the rules You learned in school I don't really see, why can't we go on as three We love each other it's plain to see There's just one answer comes to me Sister lovers -- water brothers And in time maybe others So you see what we can do If we try something new - if you're crazy too I don't really see, why can't we go on as three (David Crosby, 1968) http://www.lyricsdownload.com/crosby-stills-nash-and-young-triad-lyrics.html
on a darker note: Swinging man I'm hanging around Hangin' 'round I'm the swinging man and my feet Never touch the ground Swinging man Swinging man I swing back and forth Back and forth Back and forth Back and forth I was looking for a little warmth But I didn't find nuthin' So now I'm hanging around Swinging man Feeling no pain No pain No pain No pain All the girls know my name I go by; swinging man Swinging man I tell you what - you get yourself together And you go downtown, you come on home And I'll still be hangin' around Because I'm the swinging man And my feet never touch the ground Now if you love me, you'll cut me down But if not, I'll still be hangin' around cause I'm the swinging man and my feet Never touch the ground I'm the swinging man.
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My parents are swingers.... They don't know that we (my sisters and I) know about it. It was completely disturbing to make that discovery (at the ripe old age of 14), and I will be completely scarred for life due to this. But, my parents seem to be happy, they go out all dressed up, they come back home, they say they had a good time. I guess as long as they're happy. I don't think I could ever do it. I don't like to share.
Well for a long time, we knew that they were kind of dirty - we'd seen playboy-esque pictures of my mom that my dad had taken... So we knew that there was a little something going on, but that was nothing compared to the swinging. *WARNING* Gross stuff about my parents contained in the rest of this reply. Children and those with weak stomachs should just skip this part. I accidentally opening Microsoft Outlook when I really meant to open Word. Outlook of course automatically downloaded all the new email... Well, the most recent email happened to be a reply email from another set of swingers, agreeing to some date or something... But the most horrifying part which has scarred me for life is the line that my father wrote in his original email to them about my mom liking to suck certain fluids out of other womens certain orifices. Who really wants to know that much about their mom? I sure as hell dont! It's still horrifying to think about it. Now it's engrained into the back of my mind that my mom's a closet freak.
Damn Meggo. Do your parents know that you know? On a side note, again, the google bar cracks me up... "DEEP discounts on ROCKETS"
HEEEEELLLLL FLOCK NO. I don't have the stomach or the balls to talk to them about it! EEEEW! OH, BTW, sometimes late at night VH1 airs some special about swingers... Maybe you should check it out if you have a chance, AB.
Human beings are a strange. We make up taboo's just so we can feel special when break them. For instance nudity. Now everyone has a body with breasts and wrinkly parts. The 3 billion men and 3 billion women are not that different. If it were common practice to walk around without clothing no one would ever get the giggles or a chubby from seeing a bit of skin. But having to wear clothes and getting to occasionally see some skin makes life more interesting. All sex acts generally consist of about the same sensations but if we make it taboo to have them with someone outside the norm, it makes it seem so much more wickedly delicious. We are special. I know the internet has ruined p*rn for me. Once it becomes ubiquitous it loses it's taboo. That may be what those Islamic folks are trying to do with the burka's and stuff. Man, I bet when those guys do end up getting laid it must be like they are the 'King of the world".
I'll bet the straight up doesn't do it for you anymore. (I'd love to list the possible variations but best leave it as PG as possible)
