Swingers

and didn't even know it.



If you do decide to bring a third in, make sure it is not someone close to you and your wife. In our younger days(or should I say wilder) my wife and I went out with a friend of hers to Club No Minors and got hammered on Blue Margaritas. What happened later that night was a beautiful thing that I think back to er......um, occasionally. However, it put a strange dynamic between the ladies' friendship and my relationship with my wife that, in the end (no pun intended), just wasn't worth it.

sort of

 

It's like oldtimer's week with BandGeekMonster, Hobbs and London'sBurning all at once...

 

Most overrated movie of the 90s.

 

Why on earth a guy would want another **** in the bedroom is beyond me.

 

I was once at this couple's house that worked with a friend of mine, so we had just met them that night. So we're all fairly intoxicated on a variety of substances, and my wife and I are in the bedroom just talking with this couple. Before you know it, they are telling us they're swingers and asking if we would be interested in trying some things out with them. They really start talking it up and even offer to show us some pictures of them in the act. My wife and I try to politely say no, we are not into that. But here is where it gets weird.....the whole time this was going on, they have a pet Parrot looking bird that is sitting on it's little perch in the corner of the room, just giving me the eye. I think he even wanted in on it. I looked up and saw that thing and told my wife we had to get the hell out of there.

 

This is starting to remind me of the swingers skit from SNL this year where they had about 6 couples. Horatio played the wife of Colin Ferrell. Pretty scary stuff.

 

Well, how on earth are you going to tell when the sun . . .ohhhhhhhh. Nevermind.


BTW - Couldn't do it, too hung up to have another guy have sex with any potential wife of mine.

 

LessBalls is better.

 

I'll have to get back to this thread later when I have time to remember* a story worthy of this topic.










*remember = make up

 

i think i'd be cool with it.

and no, i wouldnt be 'comparing' the other guy's stuff. i'm pretty secure about that kind of thing.

ali g in heaven: while i is up here, you dont think i could get another inch or two do you?

god: no, eleven inches is more than enough for one man

 

What's my idea of heaven? Two chicks at the same time man.

 

lol
Substances . .huh

Rocket River
:d

 

Nope, I've just had lots of sex.

 

A couple of hot women, yes. Anything else, no.

 

I'll pass. Having a dude around porking my wife would totally ruin it.

Years ago, I thought that a threesome would be cool, but I have changed my mind since.

 

Swing? Absolutely not!!!

I remember seeing Indecent Proposal years back and it COMPLETELY pissed me off. My now-ex couldn't understand why I was so pissed. The thought of any other man being intimate w/Tara INFURIATES me.

I'm not jealous or anything, but I don't share...

 

I'm not sayin' nothin' 'bout nothin'. I've undressed (whoops!), uh, addressed this subject before. I'm not interested in someone deciding to Valerie Plame my ass.

 

The Google ads at the bottom are all about how to catch your cheating spouse/partner... how funny.

 

I'm seeing "Portal Information" and "Portal Weather." Guess it depends on which "Portal" they're talking about!

 

That is too funny! So, how many portals are open right now? Are they in good condition Is today a day you would want to venture in?