Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, NBC is planning to do its own show entitled: "Survivor, TEXAS STYLE." The contestants will start in Houston, travel south to Brownsville and up to Dallas. From there they will head over to San Antonio, down to San Angelo, up through Amarillo and then on over to Lubbock. They will then proceed to Austin, back over to Big Bend, up through the Valley and on back up to Houston. Each contestant will be driving a pink Volkswagen Bus with an Iraqi license plate and large bumper stickers that read: "Cowboys are Cry Babies," "I'm a Vegetarian," "NASCAR Sucks," "I Wasn't Born in Texas and I Don't Plan to Stay," "Copenhagen is for Idiots," "Hillary in 2008," "Deer Hunting is Murder," "Say No to Budweiser," "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns," "Forget the Alamo," "John Wayne was a Sissy," "Barbecue is Disgusting," and "You think it's hot here? Go to hell." The first one who makes it back to Houston alive wins.
