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Superman Renounces US Citizenship

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Blurr#7, Apr 28, 2011.

  1. Blurr#7

    Blurr#7 Contributing Member

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    Not sure what to think, just hard not to think of the good'ol US of A without Superman. Wonder if he'll get deported in the next issue?



     
  2. tmoney1101

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    **** him then. aqua man still has our back.
     
  3. Showtizzle2642

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    oh noes superman is a muslim!
    give me a break
     
  4. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Superman was an illegal immigrant anyway. When Wonder Woman came to America, she did it the right way, as an ambassador of her country. Aquaman is a foreign monarch that visits. Bats, Flash, and Green Lantern are all natural born US citizens. It is only Superman and the Martian that snuck in and hoped no one would notice.

    :grin:
     
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Damn goobacks terk er jerbs!
     
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  6. dback816

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    Wait now, hold on

    Superman was raised by American parents though, doesn't that count as adoption.
     
  7. RocketRaccoon

    RocketRaccoon Contributing Member

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    Judge a superhero by his actions, not by the color of his...uh...tights!
     
  8. Hippieloser

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    I bet Clark Kent is pissed.
     
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  9. Hammer755

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    If we're lying in a giant pool of water, that is.
     
  10. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Superman's human parents found him in a field where he had been abandoned by his (dead) Kryptonian parents. They did not report finding a child in their field, nor did they go through the legal steps to adopt him. If you found a Mexican kid in a field near the border, took him home with you without reporting it to anyone, and raised him; you would probably be arrested for kidnapping, not considered an adoptive parent granting citizenship to the kid.
     
  11. rocketsjudoka

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    He got sick of birthers hounding him for his long form birth certificate.
     
  12. redwhiteone

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    [​IMG]:)
     
  13. Dairy Ashford

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    In other news, modern American journalism and politics both suck balls. Nothing else going on, anywhere on the planet?
     
  14. Jontro

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    Shouldn't Superman be paying some kind of tax since Earth is letting him stay here?

    Flying around in tight spandex, selectively saving a few people here and there is nowhere sufficient.
     
  15. rocketsjudoka

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    Plus this whole secret identity thing seems like a tax dodge to me.
     
  16. Qball

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    I love that an imaginary character pisses off conservatives. :grin:
     
  17. DonkeyMagic

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    we still have spiderman.
     
  18. Rockets R' Us

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    Yeah this truly does eff things up for Clark Kent, how's he supposed to keep his job now? Fake social security number?

    lol now that'd be an interesting storyline twist, but i'd be afraid radical idiots would start burning superman issues and memorabilia, then looking for this "daily planet" publication where "Clark Kent" works in order to kill him, as well as mess with the city of "Metropolis". :rolleyes:
     
  19. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    What DOESN'T? Rabblerabblerabble!
     
  20. rocketsjudoka

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    Nothing new.

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