says the guy who just buys glasses for $750 because they're "fashionable". You might get cool points from Ronny though.
Cheap, gas station sunglasses for me. If you don't lose your glasses or scratch them up when you wear them then you are probably not doing anything exciting outside and are better off playing XBOX inside with the blinds shut.
You could spend $15-$20 on convenience store sunglasses that look average, or you could go to any mall and buy designer knockoffs from a kiosk at $12 apiece (they'll even offer you two for $20). They look just like the Ralph Laurens and Guccis, work just as well, attract lots of compliments and you won't have an ounce of regret when you lose them at a party.
Noice. Me and a couple of bros are having another party on my boat next weekend. You should come with!
Why would you assume that? I've been known to forget to leave them in the car, carry them in with me and accidentally leave them laying on a table where I was sitting. Or perhaps I didn't leave them in the car because it was bright and sunny outside and I had to walk a good distance from my car to the building.