I assume you're trying to be clever... ...he didn't say w/o feet. He said feet first. You've never heard of jumping head first? On your belly? On your back?
got this e-mail from a friend: "oh yeah, very close to that. right out my window. a partner of mine saw it and went and talked to police afterward. guy is still on pavement under sheet."
What's your problem? The guy said he jumped feet first? Why make a big deal out of it? Without clarifying how he jumped, you'd have no reason to assume it was feet first...a dive is considered a jump, a belly-flop is considered a jump, and any other position is still considered a jump.
Anyone else read "Suicide bomber downtown" and has his heart skip a few beats? Glad it is only this (as horrible as that may sound)
Actually a belly-flop is considered a dive, not a jump. belly flop n. Informal A dive in which the front of the body hits flat against a surface, especially of water. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/belly-flop And a dive is considered a plunge or a fall, not a jump. dive 1 (dv) v. dived or dove (dv), dived, div·ing, dives v.intr. 1. a. To plunge, especially headfirst, into water. b. To execute a dive in athletic competition. c. To participate in the sport of competitive diving. 2. a. To go toward the bottom of a body of water; submerge. b. To engage in the activity of scuba diving. c. To submerge under power. Used of a submarine. 3. a. To fall head down through the air. b. To descend nose down at an acceleration usually exceeding that of free fall. Used of an airplane. c. To engage in the sport of skydiving. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dive
Thankfully we don't need to ask those questions - since one guy already clearly pointed out that he JUMPED off...
LOL, first you say something r****ded, get called out on it, then act as if HE were the one saying something stupid
