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(Suggestions) Cleansing Out The Colon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Nov 20, 2006.

  1. rhester

    rhester Member

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    Best colon cleanse is a product called 'herbal fiberblend'

    It's the right types of fiber that make the difference.

    link

    drink water, high fiber, exercise, eat fruits and veggies- small portions lean meat, get plenty of rest

    stay away from refined sugar, alot of fatty fats, white flour, limit salt intake.
    Take it easy on processed foods.

    FORGET DIETS- whoever said it-
    lifestyle change.

    colon health is very important.

    after the cleanse you will feel younger and have alot more energy
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Been there done that.

    It's not a big deal.
     
  3. thegary

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    i don't understand it when people say that. everytime i bang a dead animal i've got this damn song running through my head:

    I would climb any mountain
    Sail across a stormy sea
    If thats what it takes me baby
    To show you how much you mean to me
    And I guess its just the woman in you
    That brings out the man in me
    I know I cant help myself
    Youre all in the world to me

    It feels like the first time
    Feels like the very first time
    It feels like the first time
    It feels like the very first time

    I have waited a lifetime
    Spent my time so foolishly
    But now that Ive found you
    Together well make history

    And I know that it must be the woman in you
    That brings out the man in me
    I know I cant help myself
    Youre all that my eyes can see

    And it feels like the first time
    Like it never did before
    Feels like the first time
    Like weve opened up the door
    Feels like the first time
    Like it never will again, never again

    Feels like the first time, it feels like the first time
    It feels like the very first time, very, very, it feels
    It feels like the first time, oh it feels like the first time
    It feels like the very first time

    Open up the door, wont you open up the door? yeah

    Feels like the first time
    And it feels like the very first time
    And it feels like the first time
    It feels like the very first time

    And it feels like the first time
    It feels like the very first time
    Oh it feels, it feels like the first time
    Yeah it feels like the first time
     
  4. BrockStapper

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    me too. I finally divorced her...
     
  5. Mulder

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    OK, let me set some people straight here.

    My wife has ulcerative colitis which means that every six months the doctors stick a camera up her rear and look at her entire colon, even past the sigmoid turn that comes between the descending colon and the transverse colon.

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    When her colon is inflamed with bleeding ulcers, the camera pushing up the colon is very painful. (NO she receives NO anesthesia, she is completely awake and alert.)

    Food, poo, etc do not get trapped in the colon folds. That is a myth. As soon as you see what the inside of your colon looks like you realize how stupid an idea it really is.

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    The growth on the right side of the picture is a polyp. A colonoscopy is designed to find those polyps as they are the pre-cursor to Colon Cancer.

    Notice how the colon resembles a crazy straw that has been extended. Where are the pockets of poo supposed to be plugged up?

    A Colonoscopy is a dangerous procedure as the camera and tube the doctir places into you can rip the lining of the colon walls. My wife has to sign off on forms stating that she is aware she couldbleed to death if this occurs. With that said, why the hell would you allow some pachouli stinking hippy shove a tube up inside you to "cleanse you out"?

    Serioulsy, if you feel "plugged up" follow these steps:

    1. Go to Walgreens
    2. By a Fleet enema
    3. Go HOME
    4. Follow the directions
    5. Run to the bathroom (if you weren't smart enough to be there already.)

    Congrats. Your pipes are clean.
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    yea, that and opera.
     
  7. No Worries

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    I started eating this for breakfast last week and OMG. One of my servings (about 2 "recommended" servings) yields 114% of my required fiber per day (and only 120 calories). Let me repeat. OMG.
     
  8. MadMax

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    It is critical to get Step 3 correct.
     
  9. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    LOL

    So . .what you saying is. . . don't try it in the Car?

    Rocket River
    :D
     
  10. MadMax

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    yeah, i wouldn't.
     
  11. ArtV

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    I'm one of those "regular" guys and never have a problem, but strangely enough Fiber One has the opposite effect for me.
     

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