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(Suggestions) Cleansing Out The Colon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Nov 20, 2006.

  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I'm sorrrrry RECTUMMMMM, I never meant to hurt youuuuuu.


    I never meant to make you cry but tonighhhht, I'm cleaning out my Colonnnnn.
     
  2. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    I do love me some V8...
     
  3. finalsbound

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    Only closet gay men enjoy anal sex.
     
  4. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    apart from gay men themselves.
     
  5. Burzmali

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    Hahaha.

    How would you know?
     
  6. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    Common knowledge.

    Do you enjoy anal sex?
     
  7. BrockStapper

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    man, those crickets sound lovely this evening.

    was that a tumbleweed that just went by?!?
     
  8. The Real Shady

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    What a joke. How is receiving anal sex gay?
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Hate to burst your bubble, but that, unfortunately, is no longer the case, and hasn't been for years.

    Even I tried it once with my ex-wife (we didn't realize we needed lubricant. A little info. we could've used at the time.)

    For whatever reason, anal sex has gone the way of oral sex, which was considered taboo up until the 60's.

    I shudder to think of what "new" thing may become the "norm" for my son's generation.
     
  10. percicles

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    Anal sex is very popular in countries were abortion is illegal. My experience in Latin America leads me to believe this.

    ...ahhh yes. Good times. :D
     
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    I predict sex with dead people.
     
  12. fba34

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    [with absolute certainty] rim jobs sir [/wbc]
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    Dead animals
     
  14. percicles

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    I got $10 on snowblows.
     
  15. weslinder

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    On Topic: I did an apple juice fast a few months ago. Three days of nothing but apple juice (at least a gallon per day) and finished up with a glass of half apple juice/ half castor oil. I was definitely cleaned out. I did feel better afterward, but I couldn't tell you if it was just placebo effect.
     
  16. DonnyMost

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    there is no miracle cleansing system for the colon.

    and the whole compacted food thing is a big myth.

    just eat fiber and drink a decent amount of water, take a few digestive tract pills that contain a decent amount of roots and herbs that make you crap your pants at the drop of a hat.
     
  17. Single Cell

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    Look into something called "THE ROD."

    I hear it only takes 3 seconds.
     
  18. univac hal

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    Dishing it out to a lady isn't, but receiving it is.. well, dubious

    (Sorry, Dubious)
     
  19. Achilleus

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    Jared Leto did this...

    Before (for filming of the Lennon movie)

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    After the diet...

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  20. Achilleus

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    I guess...if you believe that anal sex is what defines a gay dude.
     

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