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[SUGGESTION]What Should Fatty FatBastard's New Sig Should Be?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Oct 22, 2005.

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  1. Austin70

    Austin70 Member

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    "I re-write the songs that make the whole world sing."
     
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    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    DING DING DING! Heres the winner
     
  3. SamFisher

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    Does he really need one? I think he enjoys the attention he gets, no matter if it is through self-embarrassment, far, far too much for you to give him a catchy sig - I think you should give him nothing at all.
     
  4. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    In the immortal words of Dean Wormer:

    "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
     
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    Hell, I touch myself when I think about T-Mac. :p
     
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    Vince Young stole my jock strap.....
     
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    Country Music Sucks!!!
     
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    "I'm not smart at ... things."
     
  9. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Keep the suggestions coming, guys!
     
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    This is easily the best as it brings all of Fatty's annoying traits into one easy to read summary. :p

    Perhaps we can just tweak M19's overall idea with some of the other ideas presented...
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    Contributing member thread trolling = $10
    Driving with a suspended license = $1300
    Making a stupid bet (while drunk) on your pass happy alma mater to feed your enormous ego = PRICELESS

    Texas destroys cow town 52-17
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    "when it was 7-3, we looked pretty good..."

    I like that one.
     
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    Eat 'em up, Cats!
     
  15. Texas Stoke

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    i have a good one but i won't do that to you since you were the only dude who kept telling everyone that hurricane rita wasn't going to hit houston long before we we're in the clear. he can predict every college football score wrong for the rest of his life but when it comes to hurricane predictions, the hell with neil frank, i'm listening to fattyfat b*stard.
     
  16. AroundTheWorld

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    Winner
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Okay Fatty, I'll go ahead and end the suggestions. Moe's is the winner.

    AC/DC Concert Tickets.... $120
    1200 Calorie Burger + combo meal.... $8
    Driving with a suspended license... $1300
    Making a stupid bet while highly inebriated to further draw attention and feed your enormous ego... Priceless.


    You have to use what is bolded up above in your sig for a month starting tomorrow (10-24-05).
     
  18. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I can't believe it's only a month. It should go until the next UT-Tech game.
     
  19. Drewdog

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    I learned my lessons on betting from the movie 'Passenger 57' - Always bet on black.
     
  20. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Considering how much of a slam dunk this bet was, I wish Fatty & me had agreed for it to go longer. :(
     

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