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[Sugar Daddy News] Google Exec Murdered By High End Escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. percicles

    percicles Member

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    If you can't trust your Sugar Baby/Porta Potty to load you up with a proper hit of smack whilst sailing on your 50ft yacht... who can you trust?

    PS Don't disappoint me BBS, you know I wanna see a pic of our favorite hooker on page one.


     
  2. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Member

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    I'm sure her dad is one proud papa.
     
  3. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    So why is she being charged with murder?
     
  4. Andre0087

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    She did him bad, I think she deserves it.
     
  5. Duncan McDonuts

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    Maybe the highest degree manslaughter, but murder? It's not like she forced him to do the heroin.

    Manslaughter, negligence, and illegal substances.
     
  6. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

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    did he want the H or did she drug him? if he wanted it, he kind of put himself in this position...
     
  7. donkeypunch

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    High-priced...? I mean... would still bang but not exactly blowing both of my wads on her.
     
  8. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    High priced based on average salary numbers and prostitute rates across the US. Santa Cruz you mark every luxury experience up 33%. Then you get headline copywriters juicing up the title by 25%. By the time you're done with the article everything is 58% skewed.
     
  9. M.G.

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    Poor guy... suppose it could have been worse, though. He could've been killed by...

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  10. K-Low_4_Prez

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    Note to self, don't do heroin with prostitutes
     
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    She's pretty hot. I would do heroin with her.
     
  12. Torn n Frayed

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    Guess they think she went Walter White on a dying person..?
     
  13. juicystream

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    She came with heroin.

    Anyway, looks aren't everything. Performance matters. Plus there is a clear markup for her to come to you. We need to go to the reviews.
     
  14. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Further proof that girls are 80% less attrractive without make up
     
  15. Giant9erRocket

    Giant9erRocket Hakeem Olajuwon Status

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    Should merge this thread with that other poster's HEROIN thread. #UPFORWHATEVER?
     
  16. Dairy Ashford

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    Two illegal actions led to his death, murder seems fine.
     
  17. donkeypunch

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    Reviews nowhere to be found. I guess that makes sense since, well, just ask Mr. Hayes. Oh wait.......

    Alternate story line: Alix Catherine Tichelman saves the world before Skynet can begin its assault on the world; She is our modern day John Conner.

    We must celebrate our heroin heroine and our liberation!
     
  18. fallenphoenix

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    dunno, sounds like criminal negligence though
     
  19. "Snosrap

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    if this is highprice...there should be a better choice available...
     

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