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Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by SpaceCity, Apr 15, 1999.

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  1. saleem

    saleem Member

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    Keeley's jokes are hilarious. I'm not good with jokes but I would like to hear more jokes about "Officer" Polynice.
     
    #21 saleem, Jul 21, 2002
  2. Refman

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    1) "I'm not a Jazz fan, but my WIVES are!!!!"

    2) What is it with the Jazz uniforms. I think that there is something about them that makes people lose their balance when wearing the uni. Those guys spend the whole time on the floor. <puts on jersey> Woooooah..sh!+. <hits the floor> LOL
     
    #22 Refman, Jul 21, 2002
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    I got one that kinda uses Kagy's joke:
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    Olden Plynice is one day accused of Beating someone he *arrested* one spring day in April. The case goes to trial and the are taking the defendents plea. Polynice pleas innocent and the judge asks for a reason. Polynice then replies"Your honor,as a member of the Utah Jazz you know we can't beat anyone in April."
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    Even though it uses the same punchline and storyline as Kagy's, i still found it pretty funny...
     
    #23 Two Sandwiches, Jul 21, 2002
  4. francis 4 prez

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    Q: what do a broken telephone and the jazz have in common.

    A: no rings.




    thank you, i'll be here all week.
     
    #24 francis 4 prez, Jul 22, 2002
  5. IROC it

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    Salt Lake City Police Department has stopped issuing traffic fines.
    They now issue Jazz tickets.


    Second offense they make you go to the game.:D
     
    #25 IROC it, Jul 23, 2002
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    murder first degree: coach Jazz
    murder 2nd degree: play for Jazz
     
    #26 coolpet, Jul 23, 2002
  7. A-Train

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    To paraphrase a joke from <i>American Pie</i>:

    Why does DeShawn Stevenson drink cheap scotch?

    Because he doesn't like ANYTHING that's aged 18 years...
     
    #27 A-Train, Jul 23, 2002
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    Sticking with Deshawn Stevenson....

    Deshawn was over at a girl's house one day and they were getting intimate. Things were going well and all of a sudden Deshawn takes the girl and puts her in the doggystyle position. Surprised, the girl says: "Isn't that a little presumptuous of you Deshawn?" to which he replies: "Isn't presumptuous a big word for a 10 year old!". Badda-boom
     
    #28 JayZ750, Jul 23, 2002
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    What's the difference between John Stockton and a bag of crap?

    The bag
     
    #29 DLev, Jul 23, 2002
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