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Stupidest Question You Have Ever Been Asked

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pete the Cheat, Jan 30, 2014.

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  1. el gnomo

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    That reminds me... not sure if this counts since it wasn't really a question, but I was talking to this girl and driving to Alaska somehow got brought up. She said 'ha ha you think I'm stupid, like my IQ is only 150. I know you can't drive to Alaska.' At first I thought she was trolling, but then I realized she actually thought Alaska was in the middle of the ocean due to it's place on many US maps lol. It's a good thing she was very attractive.
     
    #61 el gnomo, Jan 30, 2014
  2. Haymitch

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    When I was a freshman in college I took a date to Bennigan's. Looking around at the decor, she asks, "So I guess this place is Italian huh?"
     
    #62 Haymitch, Jan 30, 2014
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  3. srrm

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    What kind of name is that?

    wtf? it's my name!
     
    #63 srrm, Jan 30, 2014
  4. durvasa

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    Srrm is kind of a strange name ... :)
     
    #64 durvasa, Jan 30, 2014
  5. Rox11

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    Come on guys fuss up about the, "is it in"?
     
    #65 Rox11, Jan 30, 2014
  6. el gnomo

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    OP asked for 'stupid' questions, not 'common' questions :grin:
     
    #66 el gnomo, Jan 30, 2014
  7. bluffkin

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    Not really a question but the stoopidest thing i've ever heard someone tell me was in 6th grade when I started to go by my middle name and this dude who I knew in elementary knew me by my first name.

    So when I told him that I was going by my middle name he told me that my middle name wasn't my name and that I was going by a made up name.
     
    #67 bluffkin, Jan 30, 2014
  8. DreamRoxCoogFan

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    Look! He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
     
    #68 DreamRoxCoogFan, Jan 30, 2014
  9. Jontro

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    A fat chick once asked if I'd do her.

    Silly of her to ask, we had an amazing 5 minutes soon after.
     
    #69 Jontro, Jan 30, 2014
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  10. mr. 13 in 33

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    Would you skip work or school.
     
    #70 mr. 13 in 33, Jan 30, 2014
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    Watching preview for '42' with my girlfriend at the time.

    She asks, "is that about Babe Ruth?"
     
    #71 FishBulb913, Jan 30, 2014
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    What's the update on Asik's injury?
     
    #72 cheke64, Jan 30, 2014
  13. Mr. Brightside

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    Do u even lift brah?
     
    #73 Mr. Brightside, Jan 30, 2014
  14. BonziWellsGOAT

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    Who else but Jontro??
     
    #74 BonziWellsGOAT, Jan 30, 2014
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    First one that came to mind without thinking too hard. When I used to work at best buy a lady asked me, "Does a color printer also print black and white?"
     
    #75 Stack24, Jan 30, 2014
  16. KingCheetah

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    Are you really that good looking?
     
    #76 KingCheetah, Jan 30, 2014
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    For me, it's "What kind of caucasian are you?" Can't believe that people can't tell that I'm a mix of various western and eastern European nationalities.
     
    #77 M.G., Jan 30, 2014
  18. javal_lon

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    Is Flacco an elite quarterback???
     
    #78 javal_lon, Jan 30, 2014
  19. Asian Sensation

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    Haha legit lol's.
     
    #79 Asian Sensation, Jan 30, 2014
  20. Poloshirtbandit

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    I was in Biloxi for work last year and a guy runs up to me and asks "you ever watch that show Wayans Brothers? You look just like um!"

    Another day I was walking with a guy that has a hair discoloration obviously some sort of medical condition. This lady came up to him and says "THAT'S COOL! HOW YOU DO DAT?!?"
     
    #80 Poloshirtbandit, Jan 30, 2014
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