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Stupid movie cliches.

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  1. dmc89

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    Protagonist on the trail of an adversary (or serial killer) finally stumbles upon the whereabouts of said person but always forgets to tell other people about where they're going. Previously mentioned adversary captures protagonist and says, "no one's coming to help you now".

    Not calling for backup always annoys me in horror movies as well.
     
  2. Invisible Fan

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    ^Yeah, or being sick with a "life threatening virus", finding a 11th hour cure and being fit as a fiddle the next day.

    Weren't organs liquefied or something?
     
  3. DFWRocket

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    Head'em off at the pass?? I hate that cliche'
     
  4. percicles

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    Where they hate each other in the begging but end up in love at the end.
     
  5. Jontro

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    1) All of Denzel Washington's characters.

    2) High school movies with the "cool" and the "nerd" groups.

    3) Fights which results in no blood, scratches, or bruises the next day.

    4) American horror movies: nothing but cheap jump-from-your-sets surprise scare.

    5) Modern vampires apparently love rave parties, especially in Europe.
     
  6. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    or the exact opposite. gunshot to the (anywhere center mass) or stab in the gut = instant death a lotta times. Not even 10 seconds to stumble and try to fight or make a call or just say something
     
  7. Isabel

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    And notice that neither of these happen with the genders reversed. Not even close. Men still run the world.
     
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    Powerful men run the world.
     
  9. ghettocheeze

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    Just saw Onk-Bak 3 on DVD last week and I thought the same thing in the opening fight. WTF? 30 guys had Tony Jaa surrounded then they all play stupid and fight him one-on-one while the rest just float around. Why not charge him and smack him to the ground? Never understood the stupid logic of movie fights.
     
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    Having an anticlimactic ending and claiming it to be "un"cliche and original
     
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    would you f me, I'd f me...........I'd f me hard
     
  12. SunsRocketsfan

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    this summarizes the top worst movie cliches .. best video on worst movie cliches

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  13. Raven

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    Yes we do!

    :grin:
     
  14. v3.0

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    Any Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich movies.
     
  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    ..insert Lawrence Fishburn (post Matrix).
     
  16. Invisible Fan

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    Isn't that what the Lifetime channel is for? :p
     
  17. RunninRaven

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    I always thought the movie cliche of the person leaving the grocery store with a bag of groceries that always has a stalk of celery and a loaf of french bread sticking out the top.
     
  18. v3.0

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    Young woman in scantily clad Catholic schoolgirl outfit goes to house looking for friend, "father" of friend says friend not home and invites woman inside to wait for friend, and then...
     
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    The keys of a car are always available to the intruder. Oh...and it's always a struggle to get the engine to start once the key has been inserted.
     
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    horror movie where victim sees the killer and they run UPSTAIRS.

    most of the time the killing is happening in a house and im sure there is another point of exit on the first floor in which you don't have to run UPSTAIRS.

    ugh.
     

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