Stupid Blonde Female Doctor Died from Climbing Down a Chimney

Nipple clamps?

 

Smokin' Hot!

 

Obviously she is an idiot, but damn that is a horrible way to die. Must have been dehydration. Can you imagine being stuck in a chimney for several days and slowly dehydrating!?

 

I giggled a little

 

You would hit it. You might not brag latter but you know you would hit it.

 

All her reviews said her humor was a bit dry, plus they said she could be a bit jerky.

 

yes, but i have a wild imagination.

 

Maybe it's because I'm a slut, but i'd hit.

 

More info

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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.

While she was trying to break in, the man she was pursuing escaped unnoticed from another exit "to avoid a confrontation," authorities said.

DeGeare said the two were in an "on-again, off-again" relationship.

The man's identity was not revealed by police, but the man who resides in the home is William Moodie, 58.

"She made an unbelievable error in judgment and nobody understands why, and unfortunately she's passed away," Moodie told The Associated Press. "She had her issues — she had her demons — but I never lost my respect for her."

Reached by telephone, Moodie did not dispute the police's characterization of his relationship with Kotarac. He would not comment on the circumstances that led to her death, saying it was more important to focus on the good she did in life.

Moodie, who runs an engineering consulting firm, said Kotarac was a superb internist who often provided service and medication free of charge to her patients.

Kotarac apparently died in the chimney, but her body was not discovered until a house-sitter noticed a stench and fluids coming from the fireplace Saturday, according to a police statement. The house-sitter and her son investigated with a flashlight and found Kotarac dead, wedged about two feet above the top of the interior fireplace opening.

Firefighters spent five hours late Saturday dismantling the chimney and flue from outside the home to extract Kotarac's body, DeGeare said.

Officials said Kotarac's office staff reported her missing two days prior when she failed to show for work. Her car and belongings remained near the man's house.

A cause of death has not been determined, and an autopsy was scheduled for Tuesday. Foul play is not suspected, though investigators have been looking into the incident as suspicious.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/cops-calif-doctor-gets-603563.html

 

Well, at least you finally admit it. :grin:

 

You're gonna take online reviews seriously for a DOCTOR?

 

I thought the word slut implies having actual copulation.

 

You guys are merciless.

 

I see what you did there.

 

Chimney Cricket!

 

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I smelled a dead raccoon in the attic. That was bad. I can't imagine what dead human smells like.

 

I heard she used to smoke like a chimney...

 

A poster named Smokey talking about what a dead human in a chimney smells like. I should just lock the thread right now.

 

That's not just stupid, that's r****ded.