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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Free Agent, Apr 17, 2003.

  1. verse

    verse Member

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    thank you, jeff.

    i hope you guys don't take this the wrong way, but this is why a lot of black people say white boys just don't understand.
     
  2. ron413

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    "We'd steal all types of things in convenience stores" - Stevie Franchise

    If he would worry more about stealing the ball & the hearts of Rocket fans then we would not have a problem here.
     
  3. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Steve Francis is #9 in the NBA in steals. He needs to worry about playing straight up defense.
     
  4. verse

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    i'm confused. what are you saying?
     
  5. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I'm saying that he worries too much about steals and needs to play more straight up defense on his man.
     
  6. verse

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    oh! true.
     
  7. dskillz

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    Damn right Jeff. Some people are so critical that they would complain to God about Heaven. "God, you know this is a nice place and all, but it really isn't what I expected." It was a casual interview that kind of let us know that Steve is just a normal young guy. It has no bearing on him being a leader. Michael Jordan got several Speeding Tickets, had a mistress, gambles excessively and is rumured to have several affairs. But did that make him any less of a leader to the Bulls?

    Get off Steve's back and find something worth while to complain about.
     
  8. Qball

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    I think verse is still confused
     
  9. verse

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    some of us are just born this way, Qazi! we can't help it!! :D
     
  10. TheFreak

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    No, it's not a shock that he stole. What IS a shock is that he would BRAG about it in a magazine, when there are many young, impressionable kids that look up to him. Well, those kids now know it's cool to steal.
     
  11. heypartner

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    stealing as a kid is like masturbating. Just think if he talked about how he used to masturbate.

    No, it's not a shock that he masturbates. What IS a shock is that he would BRAG about it in a magazine, when there are many young, impressionable kids that look up to him. Well, those kids now know it's cool to masturbate.
     
  12. TheFreak

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    Didn't realize that was against the law, hp.
     
  13. heypartner

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    yeah, but I'm sure he didn't inhale the candy.
     
  14. heypartner

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    also,

    offense: 13yr caught stealing candy
    punishment: call his parents

    offense: 13yr caught masturbating
    punishment: call his parents

    punishment equals the crime
     
  15. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    LOL - I am wondering if Francis was ever master of his domain!

    BTW - I need to read this forum more often if HP and Freak are getting into their "spirited" arguments again!
     
  16. A-Train

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    Well, if anybody but Steve's parents caught him masturbating, then he was definitely spanking it in the wrong places...
     
  17. Free Agent

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  18. Yetti

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    Most fans that are against Francis are not concerned with his private life! They only are concerned with how his playing upsets the team game.
     
  19. verse

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    oh. my. god.



    yea...so, little white kids everywhere are gonna start stealing candy from stores. call the cops!!! call the cops!!! guard your jolly ranchers!!!

    :rolleyes:
     
  20. heypartner

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    Yeah, and masturbating in public is against the law, too. Ask Pee Wee.
     

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