All obvious jokes aside, I always heard that hitting it every 3 days was optimal for getting knocked up. Something about building up sperm count?
+ "Is it true that if you don't use it... you lose it...? " - "Is that a serious question? " + "No. " ^ name that movie. (difficulty: easy) Rookie.
Our doctor told us once a day during ovulation. It took 4 months to get pregnant the first time and 3 days the second time.
Hot summer nights, too many margaritas and a fear of commitment seem to be the optimal ingredients to getting knocked up. Getting pregnant on pupose is much more difficult.
Ah, so now we can all know what Swoly imagines Lady Di's flower looks like. This thread is excellent. ++