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Stros deep thoughts are........

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. TECH

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    I hope he doesn't read this garb. :rolleyes:
     
  2. Jeffster

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    "Mental Note: Look up the definition of 'garb'."
     
  3. SmeggySmeg

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    "whats with all the BullSwift?"
     
  4. stro4swift

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    lol I like this one
     
  5. MrRolo

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    lmao :D


    "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe.. maybe no"
     
  6. OmegaSupreme

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    "cheesecake? wtf? how is that possible? cheese is made out of... well... cheese and cake is made out of flour... right?"
     
  7. Rockets_Truth

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    I dont understand the point of verbally attacking and insulting a person to make a point that you think the guy is slow in the head. Seems more like something a bunch of 3rd graders would do... :confused:
     
  8. couch_pot8o

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    "hmm.. i wonder who thought that what came out of a chicken's ass can be eaten?" :p :D
     
  9. RocksMillenium

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    :rolleyes: I guess someone always has to rip a Rockets player no matter what and Stro is the whipping boy today.
     
  10. tim562

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    LOL!!!
     
  11. sjackson0

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    " My nipples hurt! What's up with that?"


    During timeouts........

    "hehehe Coach Gundy looks funny.....he's a funny little man."
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    "...I mean, come on mom, I have to play for the Rockets. Houston named their baseball team after me!"
     
  13. cmellon

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    "Gawd... I wish I am not this athletic"
     
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    "The morons on the Clutchfans BBS overestimated my abilities, now they call me dumb for making them look stupid"
     
  15. Sofine81

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    "If #2 pencil is the world's most widely used pencil, why is #2 and not #1?"

    "Why do we drive on a Parkway, and Park on a Driveway?"
     
  16. Jack Hammer

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    You started a whole thread for these jokes? You have class. A whole lot of class.
     
  17. The Real Shady

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    Maybe I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
     
  18. JumpMan

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    Exactly.
     
  19. KiMcHiStYLe

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    "Maybe I should be fainting too......"
     
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    nice...
     

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