"cheesecake? wtf? how is that possible? cheese is made out of... well... cheese and cake is made out of flour... right?"
I dont understand the point of verbally attacking and insulting a person to make a point that you think the guy is slow in the head. Seems more like something a bunch of 3rd graders would do...
I guess someone always has to rip a Rockets player no matter what and Stro is the whipping boy today.
" My nipples hurt! What's up with that?" During timeouts........ "hehehe Coach Gundy looks funny.....he's a funny little man."
"...I mean, come on mom, I have to play for the Rockets. Houston named their baseball team after me!"
"The morons on the Clutchfans BBS overestimated my abilities, now they call me dumb for making them look stupid"
"If #2 pencil is the world's most widely used pencil, why is #2 and not #1?" "Why do we drive on a Parkway, and Park on a Driveway?"