Just go to Treasures. The girls are hot, and you can do blow off the girls implants while she gives you an hj.
Sorry, but if you are surprised by this, then you need more strip club experience. A good first tip at Treasures gets me two things: 1) Remembered by the bartenders, which results in 2) ridiculous pours of scotch. I rarely get dances. In fact, I don't remember the last time I got one. I'm semi-regular, and I know several of the girls, so my friends and I literally just go hang out and have drinks. I usually never spend more than $50, and that's just on booze.
Have you tried LeBares? Last time I went they had some nice looking and toned looking male entertainers.
Good for you...however, I would definitely try a different place before you give up on it, sux about your friends wallet...and get a lap dance...If ever in Dallas, BabyDolls is halfway decent, and hit or miss as well...last time I went (4-5 months ago) there weren't a lot of hot ladies...this past weekend, there were lots of them and beers were only $5.5, cover $3...we ordered a chimichanga, yes we ordered food, and it was f'n awesome...I'm told Dallas Gentlemen's or something like that plays good music and the girls are hot...
err, i'm not a lesbian, or even bi. you see one, you've seen them all, you know? a naked woman is a naked woman...nice to look at, and that's pretty much it. really not terribly interested in getting a lapdance in the future, unless it's free and for some weird reason i find myself at a strip club. eve - i would like to check that one out. my friend's bachelorette party is coming up...i think i might look into that for her. thanks for the tip! just to clarify, it was BYOB, so the cover charge was ridiculous ($20) and they weren't selling alcohol. we didn't think it through and only had a warm bottle of rum (puke). luckily i didn't spend any money, because i don't carry cash and that's apparently all they accept there. sucked for my friend though... he lost like $200 when his wallet was jacked.
Haven't ever been to Baby Dolls since I've lived here but Spermint Rhino is pretty solid, $3 beers last time I went and impressive talent. Used to love going to The Clubhouse when I first moved up here, haven't been in years though.
The 3 best stripclubs in htown for just eye candy are TMC, Treasures, and St James IMO. TMC is usually consistent but the other 2 seem to vary at times as most girls rotate to other clubs depending on where it's busier.
Visited this place. Cool story bros: I was near the stage with my bud watching the strippers do their business and one of them started grinding on me. She turned around and slid her ass from the top of my face to the bottom of my beloved Dr. Dre "Chronic" shirt. My friend turns to me and goes "dude you know that's how you get pink eye". I was more afraid of catching gonerhea or something deadly. Was pretty funny after I checked my shirt for skid marks. The girl was a pretty looking, hispanic, with brunette hair she wore those weird patches on her nipples. Those things creep me out.
Are there even any places in Houston that they don't wear pasties now? Any for us ballers on a budget (haha).
Going to Miami for Labor Day...what place was it? any other clubs/bars you recommend would be much appreciated...
I was at Legends last weekend too! If you were there on Saturday you would've actually seen the hottest stripper ever!! She is no longer there, thank God.
Damn, Houston City Council!!!! Anyone ever been to or know anything about Show Palace on Spencer Highway in Pasadena? Is it any good?
