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Strip Clubs in Houston

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. Oski2005

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    For $2 did they go to third base on you or let you go to third base on them? Not saying that's happened to me, I'm just saying it's happened...
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm not buying it. $20 lap dances were the norm in 1990. I don't see the price going up 10 times in 8 years.

    Maybe he was going to crappy strip clubs.

    Or, he's probably lying, again.
     
  3. Jugdish

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    When does your campaign for office start up?
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    As soon as I have enough financial backing.

    My question was it possible with my priors. In this area, I think it may be, warts and all.

    Regardless, boy, that's a few years down the road.
     
  5. Jugdish

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    Yeah, strip club recs can't hurt you.
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    Don't know what recs are, but whatever, idiot.
     
  7. Jugdish

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    Recommendations.

    Oh, it hurts.
     
  8. LonghornFan

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    When is your E-Boner for FB gonna drop out of your palms reach? It's beyond Def Leppard point in history now.
     
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  9. rimrocker

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    I just happened to be looking up old Wisconsin senators when I came across this Wiki entry on the history of lap dances...

    And please refresh my memory regarding my lies. It's so hard keeping track of the sordid developments in your life that I tend to lose track of my embellishments.
     
  10. Jugdish

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    Just about the funniest thing I ever read.
     
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    I approve of this message,

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  12. coolweather

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    And one thing,

    When you go there, make sure NOT to wear an underwear...
     
  13. Oski2005

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    I think that's called a table dance now.
     
  14. Smokey

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    I was not impressed by Treasures. I think I built it up in my mind hearing people say how awesome it is. I plan on checking out a club in Vegas, but right now IMO Miami is the capitol in the US.
     
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    You win the prize!
     
  16. finalsbound

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    Why?
     
  17. Jayou

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    Because strippers love female customers. That's why. :eek:

    If you really want to go cheap, just get a stripper really drunk so that she's all over you. You can avoid having to pay her the $20/dance fee if you've got the charisma to pull it off.
     
  18. SWTsig

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    tmc has the best talent in the city and it's not even close, imo.

    we went on a random thurs night about a month back and i swear every dancer there was hot... some ridiculously so. but dont waste your time in the front, head straight to the vip section.
     
  19. ScriboErgoSum

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    It's been over 9 years since I've been to a strip club, but The Men's Club was the best back at the beginning of the decade. It was definitely classier, a lot cleaner, and the strippers were universally smoking hot.
     
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