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Strip Clubs????......ask me anything. =)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. s land balla

    s land balla Member

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    How many dancers at Michael's have you not hooked up with?
     
  2. LCII

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    Even though your occupation is 'unsavory' you come across as a pretty cool guy ElHitman. When you grow out of your strip club phase you can work as a public relations or honcho sales guy. You're certainly outgoing and talkative enough.
     
  3. T-Yao

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    That's true.
    All i need is for you to bring me in, i'll buy you whatever you want lmao
     
  4. El Hitman

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    I don't stop with just dancers...actually I prefer staff members...like waitresses, bartenders, and door girls. After all I am a waitress/bar manager. When I'm feeling bored...a slutty dancer will do just fine, but if I'm up for a challenge I'll go after a door girl or a bartender. They're back there for a reason...cause they're smart decent women going through college and such. Waitresses are the dancers biggest competition, they're just as slutty as them...but more picky with customers. All in all women have surprised the hell out of me...I don't believe one word that comes out of a woman's mouth anymore...they're all evil, they will manipulate and lie to anyone they can to make a quick hundred bucks. :rolleyes:
     
  5. El Hitman

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    I appreciate your input, I actually used to have a great career as a warehouse manager for Kroger...but I got bored of it and my friend offered me a job at Michael's...so for now I'll stay here. I can always go back to warehousing. But I'm thinking bigger now...the owner is gonna continue to expand and open new clubs, eventually I'm gonna be managing my own club...maybe in a couple of years I can save up enough money to open my own club. The money is there to be made, you just need to know how to go get it. Me and a couple of friends want to open one soon. I'll update you guys on that. :cool:
     
  6. El Hitman

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    Why so desperate to get in funny guy...are you even over 21???
     
  7. T-Slack

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    Whats the secret hand shake if I want a girl to do something besides a lap dance?
     
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    How much does it cost to get a regular, no happy ending, massage?
     
  9. Mr. Brightside

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    Here it is. Top secret.

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  10. El Hitman

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    What do you mean "besides a lap dance"? Like a handshake maybe? Or a hug? Just ask I guess. :confused: :grin:
     
  11. El Hitman

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    This isn't a spa its a strip club they don't give massages dude. It's 20 bucks for a lap dance, but to be honest I think it's a waste of money. Dances are overrated. I rather just grab their ass when they're not looking. LOL.
     
  12. EAZY...

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    Speaking like a true man/perv....LOL
     
  13. T-Slack

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    You know what I mean man.........
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    I don't usually post during the weekends, but your thread title drew my attention, mostly because of the smiley on it. :p

    How long have you been there? One year? I was going to ask if you were a friend working the register a few years back... but I know it was too long ago.

    So far, I approve of all the smilies in your posts, tocayo. :eek: I'll hit you up later.

    And 2003 graduate isn't too old, man, I graduated in 1993.
     
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    So...no massages...deflated saggy used women with daddy issues that cant speak english, a terrible DJ, sperm covered seats, old flat beer, overpriced booze, and the smell of rotting tuna that permeates your clothes....

    what is the benefit of going to your hellhole over the likes of The Mens Club again? Since there are no massages I'd rather spend my money in a place with some class.
     
  16. paulnhbtx

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    Can someone please shed light on some kind of "RAT" that was exposed on this board.

    Thanks
     
  17. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Dude, I don't think we know who it was (or I don't, anyway.)

    But some guy is a medical student on here, and he started spouting off about how cheating in school is okay and he was cheating here and there on his way to his MD, and the next thing you know, his local news station was calling him for comment! LOL. It was pretty epic.
     
  18. El Hitman

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    You know that is a pretty good question...I'm not a customer or a dancer so I don't know who brings up the topic first. I think it works like this...guy asks girl for a dance (not knowing if she's down to play but just taking a risk), they sit in the back for a while and she starts dancing, then he stops her and says take your bottoms off, if she DOES...then most likely she's down. If she says no then she probably doesn't trust him enough or she's picky and she doesn't like him. I think that would probably be the likeliest scenario. If a girl ever says she doesn't play she's a ******* liar, they all have a price. :p
     
  19. paulnhbtx

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    LMAO

    that is really funny....

    Thank you for replying....

    I was getting curious....
     
  20. El Hitman

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    I've been there for a year this month, so I don't know anyone from 3 years back dude. Damn you're pretty old. LOL. Kidding kidding. ;)
     

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