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Strip Clubs????......ask me anything. =)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. El Hitman

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    Yeah, I heard about that crap the other day...the owner didn't seem to care much. It's his problem anyway, I'm just there to drink his liquor and play with his girls.
     
  2. ryan_98

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    ok, question #3, are there any management positions open?

    i have managerial experience. :grin:
     
  3. droxford

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    (1) What percentage of the girls are addicted to drugs?

    (2) What percentage of the girls are illegal aliens?

    (3) How you go about recruiting for a "new batch of girls"?
     
  4. El Hitman

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    Good question. Yes my mom thinks I'm a perv, and I would rather my uncles and sisters didn't know...but they know now. At first they criticized me but they got used to it...they just don't talk about it. My love life really took a toll, I can't talk to a girl outside of my friends circle and try to have a serious relationship because eventually she'll find out I work there and dump me. Smart girls look at me like I'm some sort of scum, stupid young girls look at me like I'm a celebrity. I've tried having a relationship within my circle, but it didn't work cause I always end up cheating (oops), and then I tried outside my friends circle and I cheated again, I guess I'm just gonna be alone the rest of my life. :grin:
     
  5. El Hitman

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    We actually just hired like 3 managers. Too late buddy.
     
  6. El Hitman

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    Addicted to drugs? Ha! Sex, drugs and alcohol go hand in hand buddy. But seriously nobody uses drugs in that place it's illegal. Illegal aliens? None of them, they all have texas i.d's. :cool: And the girls apply on they're own, we don't recruit them...they just show up.
     
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    Um....is there anyone here who DOESN'T know this??
     
  8. droxford

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    I interpret your answers to the first two as being:

    (1) Pretty much all of them are addicts, but they aren't allowed to use in the club.

    (2) Pretty much all of them are illegal, but have fake ID's
     
  9. El Hitman

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    Hey hey hey, (captain obvious)...let me tell you something. Before I started working there I had been to a strip club about 3 times in my life, I don't like them...it's a waste of money. I was shocked when I started working there and I saw what i saw...it was just another day at work. Some people still think strip clubs are "clean". Well they're NOT, they're dirty...the restrooms stink and the tables are sticky. The world MUST know... :eek:
     
  10. El Hitman

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    No, no, no you got it all wrong. ALL of them are addicts, and EVERYONE is illegal even ME! :grin:
     
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    Caucasian?
     
  12. BrieflySpeaking

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    but yeah, cool story bro.
     
  13. El Hitman

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    I'm not gonna lie, usually the dope fiends are caucasian, latina women don't really bother with any of that stuff they're more appreciative of the money they make...and they put it to good use. Like buying me lunch. :cool:
     
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    what percentage of the girls are hispanic? white? asian? black? muslim? etc.
     
  15. El Hitman

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    Ha ha, I knew one of you bro's would show up an pull this stunt. It was inevitable.
     
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    so much for you giving us honest answers. understandable why you wouldn't attest to this though.

    were you serious about your STD answer?
     
  17. El Hitman

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    At our club? Latin 70%, the rest is mixed.
     
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    Serious question bro, are most of your chicks lesbian, bi-sexual or do they just do it for the show? If you weren't in the business would you be-friend some of these girls?
     
  19. El Hitman

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    We don't let girls do drugs there but a lot of them use party drugs to get in the "zone". STD's? Dude we don't check any of them, so if they DO...I don't know. But I will say this...don't go to war without your vest. :p
     
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    whats the percentage of the girls with breast implants? 100%?
     

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