Very nice (I assume unintentional) portmanteau/pun describing sex with a stripper in the "champagne room".
Most of your questions are pretty silly. Average age? 22. They leave when they find someone to pay their bills...which is almost never. Strippers are expensive. They love our club so when they get here they stay, you always have a couple of stupid ones though. They know there's money to be made here, so they always come back, plus we treat them good. :grin:
HB? Hmm...BJ's go for about $60-$100, but I doubt they would charge you less than that for a HB. So just go for the BJ. ZJ? What the hell.
I'm not familiar with all these silly abbreviations. At work nobody abbreviates when they talk so...I don't know what BEWFDFL means. I will give this one little tidbit that happened one time. I was passing by the locker rooms one day and I heard this conversation: GIRL 1: so what happened to that guy you were sitting with for like one hour? GIRL 2: That mother f ain't talkin about #$#@, he wants DANCES?!?! I'm not gonna dance for his stupid a$$. So then I walk in and I'm like "but aren't you a dancer"???? She says "F you hellboy you know what I mean!!! THAT was a real eye opener, plus cause that girl is actually really hot. Who would've thunk it, one of the hottest girls...is one of the biggest sluts. HMMM. Oh well. :grin:
lol...so I hung out and briefly ran into some girls that we're strippers last night. I didn't judge them at all...I still couldn't help but think about this thread though. haha
ZIPJOB - when a girl pulls your pant zipper up-and-down creating a tugging motion near your pelvic area...thus creating a pleasureable sensation. I looked it up in the dictionary. LOL :grin: