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Strangest thing you have said to your spouse or significant other

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RunninRaven, Apr 25, 2006.

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  1. Rasselas

    Rasselas Member

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    One time, "afterwards," I was in the bedroom with my then-girlfriend. She looked at me, stared right in my eyes, and whispered, "Do you want to pee with me?"

    I was surprised. She wasn't normally into kinky things. I kind of awkwardly said something like, "Um, okay. Sure." Then I grabbed her hand and dragged her to the bathroom, where we....did things.

    The next day, I find out that she actually said, "Do you want to be with me?" Becuase we had a fight earlier in the day and she was questioning my commitment.
     
    #21 Rasselas, Apr 25, 2006
  2. rimbaud

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    One strange thing? My mouth is nonstop with the oddness. Most recent strangest:

    "When you start going to NY monthly for work I will begin my affairs. I promise, though, that I will not have sex in our bed...that is how much I respect you."

    Her response was better (of course):

    "When I have my affair I will have sex in our bed, on your side, and I won't wash the sheets."
     
    #22 rimbaud, Apr 25, 2006
  3. SWTsig

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    lord knows i've thought about baseball while having sex.
     
    #23 SWTsig, Apr 25, 2006
  4. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    "women are like dogs and horses....

    ....they'll do a lot for love....

    ....but they'll do a whole LOT more for fear."
     
    #24 Pole, Apr 25, 2006
  5. ClutchCityReturns

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    That is f.uckin great lol.
     
    #25 ClutchCityReturns, Apr 25, 2006
  6. moestavern19

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    "I want to lick the sweat off your vagina"
     
    #26 moestavern19, Oct 8, 2006
  7. finalsbound

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    "I want to bite your penis"
     
    #27 finalsbound, Oct 8, 2006
  8. Yonkers

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    that's hilarious dude
     
    #28 Yonkers, Oct 8, 2006
  9. RunninRaven

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    This may be a wee bit too much information, but my wife said to me on multiple occasions, "I want to bite your taint."

    I still haven't quite worked up the courage to let her follow through on that one.
     
    #29 RunninRaven, Oct 9, 2006
  10. vwiggin

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    "I would totally drink your bathwater."
     
    #30 vwiggin, Oct 9, 2006
  11. macalu

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    lol, crap. i remember i've already responded to this thread....6 months ago.
     
    #31 macalu, Oct 9, 2006
  12. Ognilecaf

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    lol...memories
     
    #32 Ognilecaf, Oct 9, 2006
  13. Ognilecaf

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    Hahahaha....I almost spit out my drink all over my computer.......

    lol.....I think mine is...(i might be imagining this) "Don't drink that, its piss"
     
    #33 Ognilecaf, Oct 9, 2006
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