Story Behind Your Username

rhino = just a name I use for most online stuff

17= for Mario Elie who was my favorite player as a kid

 

I'm from the near future, parts of which look like the Houston Ship Channel, oddly enough.



We like to fly around in things called spinners. I've never been able to figure out why they're called that. I only spin one when I'm loaded. The jerk next to me is the snake that sucks up to my boss all the time. Talks in a language I pretend not to understand just to piss him off. And yes, I've still using an antique iPhone.



I once had a pet owl, but he was real, unlike this one.



This is my girlfriend. Just don't tell my wife, OK? I put up with her smoking and she puts up with the sushi.



This has been exhausting. If you haven't figured it out, I can't help you. No one can.

 

Hmm... I wonder......

 

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i add the K cuz it's my first initial.

 

I'm dreemy.

 

I was born in the black mining hills of Dakota, Magil, Lil & Nancy ran off, I got drunk and stared at the bible for a bit, found Dannyboy but he was faster and Doc wasn't as helpful as Gideon.

Oh, and I'm a Rockets fan.

 

I just tend to feel meh about most things in life.

Not the Rockets though.

 

Simple name combination with DOTS in between.

J has been my nickname for around 7 years since I went to my high school. And Will is short for William, which is my name and last one is my last name, well, not quite but close to what it is.

I just use this one on Clutchfans site and nowhere else.

 

UGK: not from Houston.

 

My name is Christopher.

People call me Christopher.

 

RocketsRed

Huge Rockets fan, Red is like their primary color. Also got some inspiration from the "Red Rowdies".

94.

First championship year for the Rockets.

 

I was watching the news and thought the name was humorous:

http://www.texasmonthly.com/preview/1997-03-01/feature4

I used the name for everything back when I signed up on this site.

 

Mikol pronounced Michael is my middle name and 13 was my # every year every sport I played

 

My first initial combined with the first part of my last name. It was the username AOL gave me eons ago when I first ever got internet. Simple, easy and short. So, it stuck.

 

People used to Blame T-Mac a lot so I originally had that nick.... without realizing that there was a second BT.

Then I was MoesBitch.

Then MoesPal.

Then finally, ItsMyFault, which was suggested to me by somebody else.

 

So you went through like four different name changes in the course of a year?

 

Yup, I'm cool like that.

 

I know I'm late but, LMFAO...

As for my username; I used to be called Flash at my job tinting windows cause I was slow, as a joke.

From there it stuck, on the field, court, gym I was just Flash, the 21 was my jersey number in HS so I stuck it behind my name.

 

Tree Rollins was a pretty good nba player who spent two years in Houston. Unfortunately, those 2 years were close to the end of his career and he sat on the bench most of the time.

Sun Tzu wrote Art of War. The book by Machiavelli you are thinking of is The Prince.