Apparently this is old news, but I was just made aware and don't recall ever seeing it on clutchfans before... there's nothing to say other than posting it... I don't even... http://deadspin.com/5588289/americas-dumbest-student+athlete-steve-blake-university-of-maryland This essay titled "Happy days at Johnny's" was submitted multiple times by Duke fans who claim this ridiculous ode to Johnny Rockets burger joint was penned by former Maryland guard Steve Blake. Embrace the happiness.