Man, thats like that old indian form of torture where they would shove a stick in your peehole and break it off inside your penis and you bleed to death. The first time i heard about that I grabbed my crotch and grimaced for a week straight. Yet, still this is less painful than watching the Oakland Raiders try and score a touchdown.
Honestly you guys are making it sound much worse than it really is. It's the psychological effect of being penetrated coupled with the anticipation that make the pain worse. The whole proces takes about a second. You notice and feel it but it's not something that kills I would say having my balls kicked/grazed ranks higher on the pain meter. Stoping in the middle of a pee I believe also hurts more. Hell, peeing right after having sex (ejaculating) ranks above the q-tip in the peehole test. That's just me though. I guess if your in the gentle hands of a trained professional the process is less painfull. Sounds like you got one of the bad one's yaoluv.
damn, i'm dissappointed. when you said you got owned, i was hoping for genital warts or chlamydia. makes for a much better story.
Buring pee hole is the worst kind of pain I have even had. Last time I had it. I sweat like Shaq after playing 48 mins of basketball when I was pissing. This thread makes a grown-man cry.
That "nurse" was either stupid or lying to you. The q-tip test is no longer necessary. You can now pee in a cup and they test your urine for the dna of the (some kinds) of STD you want to be checked for. Blood + urine will now give you a read on everything. Maybe she meant that THEY don't do it - probably b/c it's an expensive ass test. All I have to say about that is that when it comes to your schlong, I don't care how broke you are, find some $ and save it the pain. Go to a real freaking clinic next time and spare your rod of the rod.
The q-tip was used for testing for chlamydia or at least thats what I was told when I had to be tested. Pissed me off too because it hurt like a b**** and I knew I didn't have anything but they made me take it anyways to rule it out for another problem I was having at the time.
Speaking of the "milking" philosophy, did y'all know that you can have a "dry" orgasm, also? There was this one girl 10 years ago that touched me right below my scrotum when I was about to, ahem, finish. Nothing came out (pun intended) I wish I knew where that spot was again. Would be much easier than a condom.
Apparently, if memory serves correctly, the rush of endorphines is what causes the orgasm and triggers something in the penis to release said discharge. With diligent training you can train the penis, paticularly the muscles responsible for the discharge, to tighten and act as a stopper. This allows for an "orgasm" but since there is no discharge the fatigue factor after discharge is irrelevant. Making male multiple orgasms possible. I believe the excersise required for training is to stopping in the middle of a peeing session and holding for as long as possible. I think you may have hit on some sort of pressure point. Not sure but keep searching.
I had it done once and I would never get tested again like that if I was still single. My brother had it done years ago and he told me how horrible it was so I really didn't want to have it done. But, I figured that he overexagerrated and that it wouldn't be any worse than a very discomfortable feeling. I was wrong. Even though it was like a Q-tip, it felt like it had reverse barbs (like a fishing hook) as it was going in. I wanted to pull away like a reflex to get away from the painful stimulus, but I was afraid of the pain of it ripping out of my pee-hole. It seemed to go in about an inch further than what I thought would be necessary. Very painful. I've never had a catheter but I've heard that's the worst. My dad has had many trips to the hospital that involved a catheter and he says that's the worst of all of his major pains. Catheters are much worse on men then women from what I've heard.
This is possibly the most painful sentence I've ever read on this board. No mofo is bringing a Q-tip anywhere near my pee-hole after this Sure, if you're a replicant yourself. Rick had better wrap it..
