I got owned the first time I took an HIV test. It was at some clinic and I didn't know that they had to talk to you 1-1 no matter what your results were. So when the Nurse was like come with us I was like "F*&$". Then they start asking you all those questions about your sexual history, then they go through all the STD's from the ones you can live with to the crap that kills you...and HIV is last. Made me keep my stuff zipped up for a minute!!!!!!!!!!
A Man's pee hole is something a woman will never understand. Anyways... UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE I finally built up the courage to take a whole pee!!!!! I feel so relieved. It took a lot of pacing back and forth and about 6 shots of rum and tequila. But I forced it all out. It burned bad for the first few seconds, but once the stream got going, the pain lessened.
Ever had your prostate 'milked' by a urologist? I guarantee you that it rivals the pee hole rod experience. When the urologist explained what he was going to do, I thought to myself, "is that physically possible"? Well, after about 3 minutes of ridiculous theatrics, I learned that it was in fact possible. Fortunately for the women of Houston, The_Conquistador made a full recovery and is now FULLY OPERATIONAL.
I must say a pet-peeve about the clinic I have is the follow-up question after aswering yes to the "have you ever had anal sex?" question. "How many male partners?" As if the gay men had a patton on anal sex. So when you say you've only had with females the nurse gives you the "oh your still in the closet" look. WTF????
does anyone else see the picture of borat and then 'free online gonhorrea testing' under the google ads? is it just me? but seriously. this thread is hilarious in a way but i winced more than once too
not to double post but i forgot to say that maybe you should have done the free online test that borat is endorsing
Dude, your penetration cost you a penetration. The least Planned Parenthood could have done is coat the Q-tip with one of numbing gels you can snag at a sex shop. You know, something like Arousal, or one of the Kama Sutra products might have helped a little. Or maybe not. If you got aroused during the test, things may have gotten worse. If that were possible!
Man, that's one ****ed up story!! LOL! This thread has classic potential. I can't imagine the pain of having a q-tip shoved up my pee hole!! By the way, I went to the doctor last week and he gave me the news....I have gangrene on my scrotum.
