You get the antibiotics, wait a week or so, forget about your worries, and continue to plug away. You only live once, baby.
did anyone see Harsh Times? I think I'll start a thread on it, but there was a rod incident, except with a turkey baster with a guy trying to beat a drug test.
I've had syphilis from the miss named Lydia - oh, and chlamydia! Not to mention the pubic lice, damn, I had that whack **** twice, thanks to Maria - damn I wanna see ya, but please fine lady, no more gonorrhea!
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MY STRATEGY TO PREVENT THE PEE HOLE FROM HURTING: Instead of getting yourself tested after doing someone who is potentially a walking pile of pestilence, or paris hilton, you should do this instead. It will prevent you from ever having to take a STD test and save you the agony of having a rod shoved in through the hole of your mangina. STEP 1: If you feel you may have contracted an STD, have unprotected sex with someone else, ideally a virgin or someone you know is clean. A week later, tell them that you may have an STD and you are waiting on result and you suggest they get tested, too. STEP 2: Find out what their results are. STEP 3 (if they contracted something): Say, oh S#@$. if you are not sure, repeat step one and two until satisfied. I read that some people in Africa sleep with virgins to get rid of their STD's, I don't know if that works here. STEP 3 (if you didn't contract anything): go back to seeing skanks.
Yes, that STD test was painful as sh*t. Next time don't ride bareback. I can't stress this enough. I've even stopped after like 2 thrusts because I didn't want to chance an STD when I didn't have a rubber.
This is one of the best thread starting posts ever... ...however, the thread is not complete without a picture of the shady chick!
At least you didn't get owned as bad as me. I had to pay upwards of $400+ for my tests. Planned parenthood does std testing for only $140??? Does that include blood tests (hiv etc)?
Dude you got ripped off by planpartenhood. The clinic in montrose(near #'s) charges you $40 for everything except HIV and herpes. The only drawback is that everyone there is gay so when you walk in they immediately assume your also gay. But hey they can think what they want for a $100 saving. If your lucky there are some cute chicks waiting for the nurse that always seem willing to stike up a conversation.
I'm not...I just stated the fact that I'VE had rods shoved up my pee hole, it's standard procedure for women once a year, but i'm not complaining.
