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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by swedish-olajuwon, Nov 22, 2020.

  1. Amel

    Amel Contributing Member

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    Oh here we go...
     
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    Tilmen focaccia is nice!! I like a when he does sexy time to this rockets.
     
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    Gone cut bait... Trade Harden and rebuild in time for when the LeBron Lakers get old in 3 years...
     
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    This really made me laugh out loud.
     
  6. AroundTheWorld

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    The bad English is clearly an act. Swedes speak and write near perfect English. They don't dub the movies there.

    Also, if you look at older posts of the same poster, the English is much better.
     
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    LHutz re-appearance.
     
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    If clutch does a simple IP adress check it will go right to TINMANS adress bra.... He trolls with multiple different accounts.. mutha f is a 50 year old Asian man still trolling message boards over the net. He trolls as timanzboy on real gm. Used to be as rocketsgreatness and kept posting that tmac is not a point forward

    Bratha has issues
     
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    daywalker02 Easter Egg Hunter - Tell me why? نحن عائلة
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    Here it says it was Germanic based, and I can read beginner level Dutch without having studied it systematically or at all.

    To my knowledge, Scandinavian languanges are a distant cousin.

    I speak German and English and it is supposed to be similar, some words are similar but you have to take a language course in order to pick it up.

    Speaking always felt more difficult than reading when learning something new.

    https://www.thelocal.se/20131107/swedes-ranked-again-best-world-english
     
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  10. Haymitch

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    ATW is right:

     
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    I know a certain insider with a newsletter who is probably hiding here somewhere.

    This would be an interesting alter ego.
     
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    Rockets signing Jerebko confirmed
     
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    daywalker02 Easter Egg Hunter - Tell me why? نحن عائلة
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    To my rescue.

    'English of mine not very god.' ' Clutchcity never dye.'

    He knew those words 'God' and 'dye' but put it in the wrong context, to the degree of sounding comical.
     
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    What a truly lame attempt at humour
     
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    Had me laughing. :oops:
     
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    this thread is pure fckery...scrub it off CF servers effective immediately
     
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    - Be nice to Tinman Fertitta
    - Also, he's the worst buyer ever.

    o_O
     
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    @swedish-olajuwon, I love that you choose to be a Rockets fan. We need more fans like you. We have a rich history as a franchise, and it will continue to grow. I look forward to seeing your commentary in game threads. Go Rockets!
     
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    dude
    even in russia we know about google translate
    do you?
     
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    Yo.. you sure you're not a Lin fan posing as a Swede? Sus
     

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