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Star Wars fan theory that would make the prequels worth watching....

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  1. droxford

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    Chapter III at the 2:11 mark

    http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/extras/ivc/starwars/index.html

    Vader: "Turn to the dark side and join me!"
    Luke: "I'll never join you! You killed my father!"
    Vader: "No Luke. I am your father!"
    Luke: "That's not true! That's impossible!"
    Vader: "And princess Leia is your sister!"
    Luke: "That's not true! That's... improbable"
    Vader: "And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks"
    Luke: "That's...... very unlikely."
    Vader: "And as a child, I built C-3PO!"
    Luke: "....... huh?"
    [later]
    Vader: "And the force... well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorians."
    Luke: "Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm out."
     

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