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Sprung by white girl today(sort of)

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Landlord Landry, Jul 25, 2010.

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  1. Landlord Landry

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    I went golfing today and it was threatening skank. We could see the skanks from a distance. We were trying to get off as much as we could.

    When they caught up with me, I was holding my pudder. The skanks clothes hit the ground about 100 yards behind us. I felt something run up my pud. My right arm is still a lil tingly. We freaked at the clubhouse.

    Nice wings, Icarus!
     
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    moestavern19 Member

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    This might have been funny if we hadn't just been through SCK.
     
  3. BrooksBall

    BrooksBall Contributing Member

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    "pudder" alone made it a win.
     
  4. Landlord Landry

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    wat? no saber?!?
     
  5. Landlord Landry

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    fixed*
     
  6. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    I laughed. :grin:
     
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    The interwebs is serious business for Moe. He judges his life and every person's in green dots on the webs. Real life accomplishments mean nothing to him. Only the virtual world accomplishments.
     
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    hahaha :grin:
     
  9. v3.0

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    lightnings, squirrels, skanks, and trolls! Oh my!
     
  10. Eps

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    sweet. :grin:
     
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Wash your skank in the sink.

    DD
     
  12. BEAT LA

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    Skanky thread is skanky.
     
  13. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

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    you lost me at skank
     
  14. RudyTBag

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    Inception?
     
  15. Lil Pun

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    I always to moe for one who didn't really give a damn about the Soylent Green system. I mean, he's appreciative for what he gets but he doesn't fret over it, right?
     
  16. Bojangles

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    Most unfunny.
     
  17. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    what happened to SCK? kinda wish he would post again.
     

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