Spreading some Christmas cheer (and jeer) from Bill Walton

Of all the things quoted in the first post, this is the one I agree with most:

 

Mr Mooch
Shut up and stop your infantile rants little boy/girl. Respect your elders and learn not to use offensive language towards them.

 

Huh?

 

Introducing the next President of the United States...

Bill Walton!!

(Oh jeez, I think I really will be moving to Canada)

 

Hoping these wishes come true in 2003

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By Bill Walton
Special to ESPN.com


Two months down, only six more to go. Too bad we can't have games all year around.

With New Year's a free throw away, here are my wishes for 2003:


Yao Ming has been the hardest working man in hoops business.

That Yao Ming gets some rest. No one has played more basketball than Yao, who will soon find out just how long the NBA season really is. Yao needs to learn time management. He's so nice that he won't say no to any request. He's going to be a great basketball player, that that's what he has to focus on, not the endless requests for his time. Yao could also use some teammates who understand the passing game and at least one to serve as a bodyguard. Where's Maurice Lucas when you need him?

http://espn.go.com/nba/columns/walton_bill/1482822.html

 

You seem to be the only one on the planet who takes him seriously. It is the way Walton says stuff that makes it so enjoyable and refreshing. He says things so that a hint of truth remains, and he can make fun of your guy and you won't get mad at him, because you know that he is probably just being a r****d and even if there is any semblance of a point to what he is saying, he is just as likely to heap praise on your favorite players/teams the next time around.