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Sports Movies: What's your favorite/most memorable line??

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by codell, Jun 30, 2004.

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  1. PieEatinFattie

    PieEatinFattie Member

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    Another Bull Durham Quote:
    From what I hear you couldn't hit water if you feel out of a boat.
    From Youngblood:
    "To the game and getting out of this hick town! Thank God there is a sport for middle-sized white boys."
    Also from Youngblood:
    From the coach to his assistants as the ref's take the ice "Three Blind Mice"
     
    #41 PieEatinFattie, Jul 1, 2004
  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Show Me the Money
     
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  3. Lil Pun

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    Well in "The Sandlot" he actually said the following:

    "You play ball like a girl!"
     
    #43 Lil Pun, Jul 1, 2004
  4. what

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    You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. And you got too much of one and not enough of the other.
     
    #44 what, Jul 1, 2004
  5. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    "I'm telling ya, he jumped us. Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs. Called us names. But Dave was there."

    "Dave's a killer!"

    "Yeah, Dave's a killer."

    "Dave's a mess."
     
    #45 Joshfast, Jul 1, 2004
  6. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Noticed I didn't finish the line from the sports movie. (Damn no edit!)

    "I'm telling ya, he jumped us. Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs. Called us names. But Dave was there."

    "Dave's a killer!"

    "Yeah, Dave's a killer."

    "Dave's a mess."

    "Well, Dave's out. Who's gonna take his spot?"

    "Is the answer Jesus?"
     
    #46 Joshfast, Jul 1, 2004
  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Actually it was...

    "You play ball like a girl"

    :)

    DD
     
    #47 DaDakota, Jul 1, 2004
  8. codell

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    I just watched the ESPN top 25 Sports Movies:

    4. Bull Durham
    3. Field of Dreams
    2. Raging Bull



    Anyone wanna guess which movie was #1??????

    (those of you who know, don't give it away ;))
     
    #48 codell, Jul 3, 2004
  9. junglerules

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    I honestly don't know, but I'd be shocked if it isn't Hoosiers.....
     
    #49 junglerules, Jul 3, 2004
  10. codell

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    Really????

    It was Hoosiers. Ive never met a person that had a bad thing to say about that movie, but I always got the feeling that most people liked Field of Dreams and/or Bull Durham much more.

    I was happy though. Hoosiers is indeed the best sports movie IMO.

    They were interviewing some editor from Slam Magazine and he said something along the lines of "sorry Larry Bird, Jimmy Chipwood is the best white basketball player of all time" .....classic!!
     
    #50 codell, Jul 3, 2004
  11. Sane

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    "William H. Boney, you are not a God."
    "Well why don't you pull the trigger and find out?"



    Also

    "Where is de stone?"
    "Where is de stoooooooooooooooooone?"



    Another one

    "Heart? HEART? I'm ALL heart mother****er!"
     
    #51 Sane, Jul 3, 2004
  12. Bruce

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    "Like the guy says, you're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder."
     
    #52 Bruce, Jul 3, 2004
  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Contribute to the tip jar and you won't have that problem.
     
    #53 Manny Ramirez, Jul 3, 2004
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    RUDY Are you ready champ?

    I've been ready for this my whole life.

    Then you take us out on the field.
     
    #54 ima_drummer2k, Jul 3, 2004
  15. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Was anyone else surprised that Rocky didn't even make the list?
     
    #55 StupidMoniker, Jul 4, 2004
  16. rockets-#1

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    Favorite line from a sports movie eh? How about basically everything that's said in Major League I & II. Probably the two greatest sports movies ever, IMO. Some of the lines were already said in this thread, so I'll provide some different ones.

    Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball, I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
    Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
    Taylor: Harris.
    Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
    Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

    Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

    Women: you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up.

    Well he's gonna walk Beck to pitch to Parkman... obviously Taylor's thinking... I don't know WHAT the hell he's thinking.

    Hey Mild Thing, you got no heart, and forget genetelia!
    Back up the truck, back it up!

    So many more lines, but I think I've said enough.

    Oh yeah, a couple Happy Gilmore lines:

    Shooter: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
    Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

    Shooter: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
    Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
    Shooter: No... I...

    You're gonna die, clown!

    Happy Gilmore: You like that old man? You want a piece of me.
    Bob Barker: I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing.

    Hey Gilmore, you suck ya jackass!
     
    #56 rockets-#1, Jul 4, 2004
  17. Dr of Dunk

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    From White Men Can't Jump :

    "Shut your anorexic, malnutrition, tapeworm-havin', overdosin'-on-Dick-Gregory-Bahamian-Diet-ass up!"


    I had to look that one up... but I remember the first time I heard it, I thought I was going to die laughing.
     
    #57 Dr of Dunk, Jul 4, 2004
  18. Rashmon

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    Slapshot is the funniest/best sports movie ever.

    Most quotes are too obscene to print though...

    "I'm listening to the f***ing song!"
     
    #58 Rashmon, Jul 4, 2004
  19. RunninRaven

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    "Alright, now when you go back out there, I want you to hit the pace car."
    "Hit the pace car?!"
    "Hit the pace car!"
    "What for?"
    "Cause you hit everything else out on that ******* track, and I want you to be perfect."
     
    #59 RunninRaven, Jul 4, 2004
  20. NJRocket

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    Winner hands down
     
    #60 NJRocket, Jul 4, 2004
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