Hey man, 55 hour marriages between an idiot man and an idiot woman are one thing, but don't you dare suggest that two guys could enjoy the societal benefits and comfort of an official marriage for the rest of their lives. That's just crazy! How would we effectively procreate (we only have 6.4 billion humans on Earth)? How would we maintain our moral standards (and I assume you have seen the amazing morality of today's pop culture)?
Just say this...I'm not gay or anything, not that there's anything wrong with that, but I thought he looked better in the earlier pics vs. the interview...He looked hung over and if he has a shot, then I still have one too...
The real question is, when do I get my 55 hour marriage to Ms. Spears? I'll only need about two hours of it.
I'd settle for one hour...but then she would never quit calling me.. too much trouble to hide from the wife...
Maybe the wife would understand; I mean, seriously, how many times in life will you get to do a super star? Just tell her she can join in.
Somebody has to run the camcorder.... Seriously, if you had Britney for an hour, you'd damn well better videotape it, cuz you ain't getting a second chance.
How much money does Britts have? Why goof like this? Didn't Paris Hilton teach her anything? Oh no, now I got that image in my head.
Sheeet...speak for yourself. once she's been with a real man, none of them little sissy-boy pop bois would be good enough for her.
