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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SemisolidSnake, Jun 20, 2019.

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  1. Dacamel

    Dacamel Member

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    Worst thread of the year...I would rater have another Melo thread.
     
    #21 Dacamel, Jun 20, 2019
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  2. Reeko

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    lol, damn OP, this thread was a big L...looks like it backfired
     
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  3. Spacemoth

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    Mainstream media: my anonymous sources tell me that the Rockets...SUCK.
     
    #23 Spacemoth, Jun 20, 2019
  4. tochiee22

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    My sources tell me that your sources sources ain’t got no sources... so sources aren’t sourced from real sources... feel me ?
     
    #24 tochiee22, Jun 20, 2019
  5. treyk3

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    Greatest American character of the 21st century.

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    #25 treyk3, Jun 20, 2019
  6. alethios

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    You left out a sauce - Frank's Red Hot dipping sauce at Jack-in-the-Box
     
    #26 alethios, Jun 20, 2019
  7. topfive

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    My sources are from August of 2012, and they just heard about the acquisitions of Lin and Asik. They tell me that there's no hope for this franchise and that we'll suck for the next decade..
     
    #27 topfive, Jun 20, 2019
  8. seeingred

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    I wouldn't say this if I wasn't 100% certain: sources telling me Fertita wants to drive down attendance so he can move the team to Shanghai.
     
    #28 seeingred, Jun 20, 2019
  9. Blurr#7

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    My sources say there’s a blue pill for that semisolidsnake issue.
     
    #29 Blurr#7, Jun 20, 2019
  10. Corrosion

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    Then you don't get the irony.

    I thought it was comical …. and we all need a good laugh once in a while.
     
    #30 Corrosion, Jun 20, 2019
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  11. tmoney1101

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    Can confirm. I’m hearing the same thing.
     
    #31 tmoney1101, Jun 20, 2019
  12. tmoney1101

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    That burger does suck. You have to get it no mustard no sweet and spicy sauce add jalapeño ranch add grilled jalapeño on Texas toast.

    I’ve been pissed at them ever since they got rid of the chophouse.
     
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  13. kjayp

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    My sauces tell me that Maurey will be trying to falsely inflate the value of our players in an attempt to take advantage of another GM...

    and...

    that Maury will be extending lowball offers to numerous unsigned players in an attempt to procure players far below their fair market value...
     
    #33 kjayp, Jun 20, 2019
  14. Gray_Jay

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    Raisin' 'Canes sauce needs to be included somewhere in that mix. Or Chachos's Jalapeno cream sauce. Or their chili arbol. Damn it, now you've got me wanting one of their tacos al pastor or sloppy fajita beef burritos.

    My sauces tell me not to think about firing half my coaching staff, if I'm going to be bothered by all of the slightly embarrassing stories they may or may not have heard during their Rockets employment.
     
    #34 Gray_Jay, Jun 20, 2019
  15. Verbal Christ

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    This thread is unsalvageable
     
    #35 Verbal Christ, Jun 20, 2019
  16. Le$$

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    Houston will not get Jimmy Butler.
     
    #36 Le$$, Jun 20, 2019
  17. Jturbofuel

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    Its a dead pipe lock Chris Paul misses 25 plus games next season.
     
    #37 Jturbofuel, Jun 20, 2019
  18. don grahamleone

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    Rate the last TV show you’ve watched:

    Last Man On Earth 9/10- one of the most sophisticated comedies you’ll ever set eyes on. Funnier than this thread for sure.
     
    #38 don grahamleone, Jun 21, 2019
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