"With Burma Shave I'm alone with you" -- I didn't think that was really the chorus of "Scar Tissue", but those were the only words I could get to fit. "Howard Stern's on channel 3" -- $10 to the CC.net tip jar in the name of the first person to name that tune.
Louie Louie by The Kingmen. Shoot, they had the FBI investigating them because parents thought the lyrics were vulgar! The Smoking Gun discusses it here. Interesting read. Of course, the parents make the song sound like something Marilyn Manson would be ashamed to sing.