On a positive note, alcohol will be served at the venue. As an exercise, you might see how beers they will serve you before they claim that you are too drunk to have any more.
We could rip out his limbs and then club him to death with his own arms. That'd be a low-cost solution. (just tryin' to help) -- droxford
And now you have a good excuse to bring it up. "Say...you know, when he's crooning, I think he likes it like this..."
I agree with the sentiment of this board. Howard Jones or Thompson Twins or something would just merit plain vanilla intercourse. Boy George with or without Culture Club better earn Butt-Sex level brownie points.
Brownie is the perfect word for this, you better get some play out of this, or you yourself will be played.
"i'll tumble for ya....i'll tumble for ya...." i'm sorry...but that just makes me laugh. i dug culture club back when i was in elementary school in the 80's. funny stuff. i had absolutely no idea what Boy George was about.
take some of those small earphones with you make sure she doesn't see it and afterwards when its over...maybe...just maybe...something will happen