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So what did YOUR MOM call IT???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, Jan 30, 2009.

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  1. Lil Pun

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    Ding dong.
     
    #21 Lil Pun, Jan 31, 2009
  2. IROC it

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    I never asked my Dad what she would have called it. She didn't speak to me about my weiner.
     
    #22 IROC it, Jan 31, 2009
  3. peleincubus

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    i second that one.
     
    #23 peleincubus, Jan 31, 2009
  4. TheBigAristotle

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    Lol, a most unusual thread. My mom gave me baths up until I was 20, but until then she didn't call it anything out of the ordinary.
     
    #24 TheBigAristotle, Jan 31, 2009
  5. Shaud

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    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    But I know that had to be a joke ;)



    It was a joke right? :eek:
     
    #25 Shaud, Jan 31, 2009
  6. TheBigAristotle

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    Yep. True story. ROFLOLOL.
     
    #26 TheBigAristotle, Jan 31, 2009
  7. marks0223

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    The "Lil' Aristotle"?
     
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  8. SwoLy-D

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    Dude, that's sick, your mom touching your penis and thinking it was a doorbell and making that sound. Just plain sicko. :(
     
    #28 SwoLy-D, Jan 31, 2009
  9. Royals Ego

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    swoly D
     
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  10. conquistador#11

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    I know that the hangout is a brotherhood, but this is just a tad bit uncomfortable.
     
    #30 conquistador#11, Jan 31, 2009
  11. finalsbound

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    My mom usually referred to it as "boys'...you know...thing."

    I think she only mentioned it once or twice to my sister and I.

    Now my grandma's explanation was completely awesome. And it was only a couple years ago. She warned us that males can get "excited" sometimes. Out of amusement I feigned ignorance so she would explain more. And she told us what happens when our grandpa gets in bed with her..."his junk goes whoosh," imitated it with her finger (curled and then straightening out and pointing upward) and everything. Scarred. For. Life.
     
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  12. mazyar

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    Doodool

    It's in farsi so....
     
    #32 mazyar, Jan 31, 2009
  13. TECH

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    So the boys were allowed an eye-full? Is that how it starts? ;)
     
    #33 TECH, Jan 31, 2009
  14. Convictedstupid

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    Exactly what I was thinking...
     
    #34 Convictedstupid, Jan 31, 2009
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    She always called it my "MacBeth"... :p


    True story, though, I was, I don't know, about 5 or 6 when the "You down with OPP" song came out. I would walk around trying to sing it, only I always said "I gotta go PP, yeah you know me!" and grab my crotch.

    My mom would get frustrated and say, "Why don't you go then?!?!"
     
    #35 Two Sandwiches, Jan 31, 2009
  16. dkoune

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    my parents called it "pinga".
     
    #36 dkoune, Jan 31, 2009
  17. Tom Bombadillo

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    Family jewels?
     
    #37 Tom Bombadillo, Jan 31, 2009
  18. MoBalls

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    LOL




    My mom would yell at my brothers and I and tell us to wash our huevos or el weenie.
     
    #38 MoBalls, Jan 31, 2009
  19. ferrari77

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    a willy.
     
    #39 ferrari77, Jan 31, 2009
  20. aussie rocket

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    Ding.
     
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