See, the thing is... I can't do something like this and then share it with my fellow clutchfans because my wife is a fellow clutchfan.
Sounds like the Boxer is gonna have some company on the floor once she finds out who as actually responsible for this......and I'm not talking about the other dogs.
Dog puke on the bed next to you and you just covered it up and went back to sleep? That's nasty. Invest in a second set of sheets.
We have about 5, and it's a King set. It's not like I was laying in it. I had two more hours of sleep to enjoy. Dog puke was not a worry at this time, I was clean.
My dogs do that. They stand on my chest doing the muh muh muh causing me to jump out of bed and make them lean over the toilet.