Playing high-def video games and getting league pass to watch our beloved Houston Rockets are pathetic suggestions?? You are pathetic!
How do we know the boredom hasn't driven you to delusion? This situation just doesn't seem plausible unless by "22" you mean 31, by "chick in my class" you mean mexican immigrant, and by "total freak" you mean she had you sign a verbal contract to provide her with a green card. Don't hide the truth from us.
Lol. And she's barely 22. Turned 22 in July. I somehow seem to attract freaks. Not that I'm complaining....
There might be a few better options than that second one this upcoming season. Like sticking yourself in the eyes with hot pokers.