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So me and a friend of mine are getting married for the luls.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jacoby, Jul 6, 2016.

  1. jacoby

    jacoby Member

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    It started as friendly banter and pondering hypotheticals, and eventually we dared each other to do it so we both accepted. Probably should be done before the end of 2016 as we don't live near each other. We are signing prenups so when we divorce I don't give her half of my ****.

    Are there any spouses out there who can give me advice? We're both very, very young so we don't really know how to go about this. Neither of our families can find out either. A visit to the county clerk's office should get it done right?
     
  2. The Hunted

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    Big deal. I predict this thread will disappear from the first page before the sun comes up.
     
  3. Yung-T

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    Wtf did I just read.
     
  4. Dgn1

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    Fucit, do it bro
     
  5. ryano2009

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    #YOLO I GUESS :confused:
     
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  7. Haymitch

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    God damn kids
     
  8. conquistador#11

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    Ok Ross Gellar.
    But when you look at the numbers, it probably will have the same success/failure as 'regular' marriages. Good luck!
     
  9. Two Sandwiches

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    No offense, but it sounds like you probably don't have much to give her when you divorce anyways.


    Skip the prenup.
     
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  10. K-Low_4_Prez

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    Do you people see the youth you have raised?
     
  11. HR Dept

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    But is she even going to give you any?
     
  12. Jontro

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    Pic of soon-to-be bride. Preferably next to a loaf of bread so we know you're fareal.
     
  13. Buck Turgidson

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    I wish America had a large island somewhere, like the Brits did with Australia, so we could declare people legally stupid and exile them there.
     
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  14. Garner

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    Very few lulz to be had
     
  15. Haymitch

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    Actually IIRC the OP was previously thinking about taking on some crippling debt because he liked Elon Musk (I know, that makes no sense, but forget that for a moment) so maybe he did that and this lulz marriage is some dastardly scheme to pass some of the debt on to his "friend"? If so, I approve.
     
  16. No Worries

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    What could go wrong?
     
  17. FishBulb913

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    Did you meet her when you tried heroin? Or when you were shopping for a tesla?
     
  18. Bäumer

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    Is she hot?
     
  19. daywalker02

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    make a kid just for the luls!
     
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